Feeling down? Need a pick-me-up?

[pr_capone]

Then watch this.

[greg63]

The kids laugh is contagious.

[BWillie]

I don't even wanna ask

[listopencil]

Good stuff.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Sort of sounds like Satan.

[Demonpenz]

kid is creepy

[007]

He is destined for a Bond film. Or Austin Powers at least.

[BWillie]

Have you ever wondered why everyone at your Thanksgiving family get together gives these things so much attention? Ohhh lilll boobo look at uuu sloobber wobber. Ohhh wook at uuu just like ur dads eyes awwww. I mean, I remember when I was a baby, I wanted to stab these people in the jaw with a rusty screwdriver more often than not.

Babies, they are fat, pasty, vomiting, smelly, uncoordinated, devil eyed, creatures that shit and piss themselves and cry throughout the night. There is nothing cute about these things. For christs sake they are barely more than sperm, just nine months ago it was a tadpole that got rifled up into mommy while her head was hitting the door in the backseat of daddy's ford tempo after they got drunk at a party. Then mommy holds it up at her next get together and says hey everybody look what I shot out of my vagina.

I find nothing appealing about a new born baby. If these beady eyed dwarfed crippled creatures had half the intelligence as a cat, then it would not take them four years to figure out to stop shitting on themselves. Hey, you can teach cats to shit and even bury it in a week.

You want to know the worst thing about babies? They grow into children

[TinyEvel]

Coming to a Spencer Gifts near you...

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Have you ever wondered why everyone at your Thanksgiving family get together gives these things so much attention? Ohhh lilll boobo look at uuu sloobber wobber. Ohhh wook at uuu just like ur dads eyes awwww. I mean, I remember when I was a baby, I wanted to stab these people in the jaw with a rusty screwdriver more often than not.

Babies, they are fat, pasty, vomiting, smelly, uncoordinated, devil eyed, creatures that shit and piss themselves and cry throughout the night. There is nothing cute about these things. For christs sake they are barely more than sperm, just nine months ago it was a tadpole that got rifled up into mommy while her head was hitting the door in the backseat of daddy's ford tempo after they got drunk at a party. Then mommy holds it up at her next get together and says hey everybody look what I shot out of my vagina.

I find nothing appealing about a new born baby. If these beady eyed dwarfed crippled creatures had half the intelligence as a cat, then it would not take them four years to figure out to stop shitting on themselves. Hey, you can teach cats to shit and even bury it in a week.

You want to know the worst thing about babies? They grow into children

Bitter Much?

[Demonpenz]

my first car was a ford tempo. Before homecomings we would listen to silverchair and drink sonic and vodka

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

Bitter Much?

dudes a kid. He said awhile back how girlfriends suck and how he doesn't want one. He is that fat kid at home that wacks it to porno and says how gf and babies suck because he can't get a girlfriend or a baby. I know we can smell our own kind.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

dudes a kid. He said awhile back how girlfriends suck and how he doesn't want one. He is that fat kid at home that wacks it to porno and says how gf and babies suck because he can't get a girlfriend or a baby. I know we can smell our own kind.

Yep, I'm a 23 year old fat kid. Man, how'd you guess. Guarantee you, that I am less fat than you, cooler than you, bang more chicks than you, and pretty much better than you in all facets of life. I'm real sorry you feel inadequate and must take it out on me. I must be a loser because I don't post 10 times a day on an internet message board mocking others like you because huh?

I dunno, just never really liked babies. I'd rather have a pet fish or something. I don't think I'll have any kids until I'm like 50, and then I'll seek out the most athletic chick available to create the ultimate offspring. I guess now is a good enough time for any to make a dead baby joke.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

ow do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.




Oh man, sorry I had to do it

[jjjayb]

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Have you ever wondered why everyone at your Thanksgiving family get together gives these things so much attention? Ohhh lilll boobo look at uuu sloobber wobber. Ohhh wook at uuu just like ur dads eyes awwww. I mean, I remember when I was a baby, I wanted to stab these people in the jaw with a rusty screwdriver more often than not.

Babies, they are fat, pasty, vomiting, smelly, uncoordinated, devil eyed, creatures that shit and piss themselves and cry throughout the night. There is nothing cute about these things. For christs sake they are barely more than sperm, just nine months ago it was a tadpole that got rifled up into mommy while her head was hitting the door in the backseat of daddy's ford tempo after they got drunk at a party. Then mommy holds it up at her next get together and says hey everybody look what I shot out of my vagina.

I find nothing appealing about a new born baby. If these beady eyed dwarfed crippled creatures had half the intelligence as a cat, then it would not take them four years to figure out to stop shitting on themselves. Hey, you can teach cats to shit and even bury it in a week.

You want to know the worst thing about babies? They grow into children

Just because your girl got knocked up with someone elses baby isn't a reason to take it out on all children.

[MOhillbilly]

is that a feedbag hes wearing?