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Old 08-23-2005, 10:12 PM  
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Just Saw The Aristocrats

What a funny movie. Tons of laughs from unexpected sources.

It's a documentary about the 'worlds dirtiest joke' which is an inside joke that comedians tell to each other. It's all in the delivery how crass, gross, suggestive, offensive, racist and so on they tell the joke the better.

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Cartman Tells The Joke

Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:33 PM   #2
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I usually avoid any reviews/clips of movies, if it's one I think I will enjoy. In this case, I'm concerned that hearing the joke before hand will hurt the movie experience.

So, should I click on the Cartman one? I'm sorely tempted.
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:37 PM   #3
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I usually avoid any reviews/clips of movies, if it's one I think I will enjoy. In this case, I'm concerned that hearing the joke before hand will hurt the movie experience.

So, should I click on the Cartman one? I'm sorely tempted.
You'll see it in the movie so if you want to just wait, that being said I don't think it would ruin the film, as you see many different variations of it.

Cartman's is one of the funnier versions.
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:51 PM   #4
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Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.
Haha, what the **** were they expecting?

I definitely want to catch this flick, but it's only showing at one theater in the area.
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Old 08-23-2005, 11:11 PM   #5
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

Love wikipedia. Good dirty joke.

AMC is NOT gonna show this movie. You have to dig for it. Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.
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Old 08-23-2005, 11:40 PM   #6
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I would really like to see this movie....but can't find anywhere that's playing it.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:02 AM   #7
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yep. no show kc.

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Old 08-24-2005, 12:30 AM   #8
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Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:56 AM   #9
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:24 AM   #10
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This thread is like a hot knife in the chest for me. I've been waiting 3 months to see this flick and, as of yet, not one goddamned theater in central Florida is showing it.

Just like to thank AMC--the 'Clear Channel' of movie theater chains--for knowing it's in my best interest not to be subjected to celluloid filth. These are certainly choices I'm not qualifed to make for myself.
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:04 AM   #11
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:47 AM   #12
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I haven't seen the movie, but I heard Bob Saget's version of the joke was possibly the dirtiest of them all.
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Old 08-24-2005, 09:20 AM   #13
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Please tell me someone used that other free pass you had. Due to hunger, my mind wasn't working right at the time.... I didn't think, "Hey, I could call his cell phone. fuck that theater's right up the road." I can live with missing the movie if the pass didn't go to waste.
As much as I would like to tell you the pass was used, sadly it wasn't.

The movie opens on the 26th, I got to see a preview of it so there is still a chance it will be showing in your area unless of course it's in AMC country.

Bob Sagat's is probably the dirtiest one. Carlins is rather funny too.
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This thread is like a hot knife in the chest for me. I've been waiting 3 months to see this flick and, as of yet, not one goddamned theater in central Florida is showing it.

Just like to thank AMC--the 'Clear Channel' of movie theater chains--for knowing it's in my best interest not to be subjected to celluloid filth. These are certainly choices I'm not qualifed to make for myself.
I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...
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