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**Bob Dole** · 08-15-2001, 12:51 PM

If this has already been posted, Bob Dole apologizes.

<a href="http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/main.html">Fundraising idea</a>

**morphius** · 08-15-2001, 01:08 PM

So is Bob Dole volunteering to have his arm amputated so that he doesn't have to hold onto that pen any more, all for the good of 37 Forever of course?

Lightning Rod · 08-15-2001, 01:20 PM

I've got to admit, I find that site rather disturbing. It really didn't help that I was eating my lunch at the time.

**Bob Dole** · 08-15-2001, 01:24 PM

Don't even pretend you're that squeemish, Gilchrist. Sheesh.

No, Morph.

gh4chiefs · 08-15-2001, 01:26 PM

Holy crap Bob, where do you find this stuff?

**Bob Dole** · 08-15-2001, 01:38 PM

A young man told Bob Dole about it over the weekend, then one of Bob Dole's employee's sent the URL this morning.

Lightning Rod · 08-15-2001, 01:42 PM

Just caught me off guard with my mouth full.

I am curious of any of the BB members are twisted enough to actually pay to see this

58Forever · 08-15-2001, 01:56 PM

The only reason I joined the NRA was so I could get the 10,000 if I lose a limb...maybe this guy has two memberships....:D

What has the world come to?....This seems pretty extreme....I wonder if his insurance will pay for the hospital visit as he bleeds to death or infection sets in?

08-15-2001, 02:14 PM

This guy should get signed up for.....

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They part you out...If I remember correctly, losing both legs paid off like a slot machine.

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58Forever · 08-15-2001, 02:19 PM

This reminds me of the commercials for Mike's Hard Cider...the one where the lumber jack chops his foot off and there's another one that I can't quite remember but I think it too has something to do with amputations...

after I stopped laughing I thought it was pretty sick...:D

**morphius** · 08-15-2001, 02:25 PM

Joe - It's Lemonade, not cider.

Morphius
Girly beer drinker

58Forever · 08-15-2001, 02:26 PM

Jeff, been watching too many Beverly Hillbillies episodes...

Granny calls it Hard Cider....you big hairy gomer....

so you drink girlie beers?

**morphius** · 08-15-2001, 02:41 PM

Joe - Sadly, yes I do. The real stuff makes me real ill really quick, like the first sip.

58Forever · 08-15-2001, 02:46 PM

son of a mother ****ing *****, and me still smack impaired....:D

Don't feel too bad...in HS and College every time I drank, anything, I got sick...Unfortunately there were drugs...:(

08-15-2001, 12:51 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1204563	Fundraisers If this has already been posted, Bob Dole apologizes. <a href="http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/main.html">Fundraising idea</a>
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08-15-2001, 01:08 PM	#2
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5795027	So is Bob Dole volunteering to have his arm amputated so that he doesn't have to hold onto that pen any more, all for the good of 37 Forever of course?
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08-15-2001, 01:20 PM	#3
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	I've got to admit, I find that site rather disturbing. It really didn't help that I was eating my lunch at the time.
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08-15-2001, 01:24 PM	#4
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1204563	Don't even pretend you're that squeemish, Gilchrist. Sheesh. No, Morph.
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08-15-2001, 01:26 PM	#5
gh4chiefs Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jefferson City, MO Casino cash: $-766408	Holy crap Bob, where do you find this stuff? __________________ Gary
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08-15-2001, 01:38 PM	#6
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1204563	A young man told Bob Dole about it over the weekend, then one of Bob Dole's employee's sent the URL this morning.
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08-15-2001, 01:42 PM	#7
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Just caught me off guard with my mouth full. I am curious of any of the BB members are twisted enough to actually pay to see this
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08-15-2001, 01:56 PM	#8
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	The only reason I joined the NRA was so I could get the 10,000 if I lose a limb...maybe this guy has two memberships....:D What has the world come to?....This seems pretty extreme....I wonder if his insurance will pay for the hospital visit as he bleeds to death or infection sets in? __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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08-15-2001, 02:14 PM	#9
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	This guy should get signed up for..... [b]AAAAAAAAAAAFLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!![/b] They part you out...If I remember correctly, losing both legs paid off like a slot machine. [SIZE=3][b]AAAAAAAAAFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!![/b][/SIZE]
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08-15-2001, 02:19 PM	#10
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	This reminds me of the commercials for Mike's Hard Cider...the one where the lumber jack chops his foot off and there's another one that I can't quite remember but I think it too has something to do with amputations... after I stopped laughing I thought it was pretty sick...:D __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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08-15-2001, 02:25 PM	#11
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5795027	Joe - It's Lemonade, not cider. Morphius Girly beer drinker
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08-15-2001, 02:26 PM	#12
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Jeff, been watching too many Beverly Hillbillies episodes... Granny calls it Hard Cider....you big hairy gomer.... so you drink girlie beers? __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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08-15-2001, 02:41 PM	#13
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5795027	Joe - Sadly, yes I do. The real stuff makes me real ill really quick, like the first sip.
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08-15-2001, 02:46 PM	#14
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	son of a mother **ing *, and me still smack impaired....:D Don't feel too bad...in HS and College every time I drank, anything, I got sick...Unfortunately there were drugs...:( __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough!** "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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