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Old 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM  
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Why do I do it to myself?
I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:32 AM   #2
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:33 AM   #3
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I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.
Vomit, take 2 asprins and call us in the morning.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:33 AM   #4
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:34 AM   #5
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:36 AM   #6
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:37 AM   #7
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:37 AM   #8
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:38 AM   #9
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:42 AM   #10
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:44 AM   #11
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:46 AM   #12
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:46 AM   #13
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My roommate just walked in from his morning workout...I asked him not to talk to me because I was about ready to hang myself...he obliges. He sits next to me, asks me about the movie to which I replied...then I looked over at what he was eating...and I kid you not...he's eating sushi. Sushi. I've never seen this kid eat anything other than a baconator from Wendy's...and he's eating god damn sushi.

Seriously...could this morning get any worse?
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:47 AM   #14
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:49 AM   #15
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