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Old 12-31-2009, 09:50 AM  
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Alright First Kiss Question.

No this isn't my first kiss, but it would be with my current girlfriend. Kissing my last girlfriend was never a big deal, probably because I had known her for 10 plus years, so I had a comfort level very high with her. Anyways I may try and snatch a kiss tonight when the clock strikes 12. I think it's funny though because I like her quite a bit, and have been nervous thinking about it. I know insert Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond jokes "Just do it Nancy".

I was just curious to see some first kiss stories, not just first kiss in general, but first kiss with different GF's or SO's. I'm sure there has to be a couple hilarious stories out there. The first time I kissed my last GF, I thought it was gonna be a tame kiss, and she went all opened mouth on me and tried to bite my lips off. I was like dang tiger . My luck with this girl, I would go in for the kiss and she would whip her head around and I would plant one on her eye or something
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:52 AM   #2
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:54 AM   #3
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1st kiss with my wife was something else...


We were on a blind date in March of 1994. We had a good time, went back to her place and I was just going to give her a hug and try to schedule a 2nd date. Next thing I know her tounge was down my throat.

Been together ever since.
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:55 AM   #4
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:57 AM   #5
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:00 AM   #6
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so you dumped the chick that crashed your car?
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:00 AM   #7
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:06 AM   #8
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:10 AM   #9
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so you dumped the chick that crashed your car?
Nope, this is the same girl, we are "officially" dating now lol. To say things went slow is an understatement, we had been going out for about 5 months before we became official, but we're there now!
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:13 AM   #10
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1st kiss with my wife was something else...


We were on a blind date in March of 1994. We had a good time, went back to her place and I was just going to give her a hug and try to schedule a 2nd date. Next thing I know her tounge was down my throat.

Been together ever since.
I like girls who aren't passive all the time, that gets annoying to me. Cool story BTW

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Snatch a kiss early so the midnight one won't be so awkward.
See I thought the same thing, so I may need to pull my skirt up and do some work.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:14 AM   #11
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:14 AM   #12
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Snatch a kiss early so the midnight one won't be so awkward.
I always viewed the awkward, drunken midnight kiss as a prequel for when I wake up with pants around my ankles, in a puddle of urine on her living room to her roommate making coffee and her suffocated cats corpse underneath me.

Huh, never thought of playing it the other way.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:15 AM   #13
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I always viewed the awkward, drunken midnight kiss as a prequel for when I wake up with pants around my ankles, in a puddle of urine on her living room to her roommate making coffee and her suffocated cats corpse underneath me.

Huh, never thought of playing it the other way.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:19 AM   #14
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That was months ago, I'm much smoother now.
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