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Right in the Lumberyard Danny
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Usually kissed them long before they were my girlfriend....
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Stuff & Things
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1st kiss with my wife was something else...
We were on a blind date in March of 1994. We had a good time, went back to her place and I was just going to give her a hug and try to schedule a 2nd date. Next thing I know her tounge was down my throat. ![]() Been together ever since. |
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Mama Tried
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Be a hunter, not a gatherer.
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Draft a QB
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When in doubt, whip it out.
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so you dumped the chick that crashed your car?
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Mama Tried
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and by 'whip it out' you mean a pistol. Its the only way to secure a win.
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Snatch a kiss early so the midnight one won't be so awkward.
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Don't tread on me.
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Don't tread on me.
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Quote:
![]() I need to "man up". See I thought the same thing, so I may need to pull my skirt up and do some work. |
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You might consider a name change with the mods so you can feel confident later. That's important stuff.
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Live free or die hard
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I always viewed the awkward, drunken midnight kiss as a prequel for when I wake up with pants around my ankles, in a puddle of urine on her living room to her roommate making coffee and her suffocated cats corpse underneath me.
Huh, never thought of playing it the other way. |
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Live free or die hard
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That was months ago, I'm much smoother now.
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It will cost an extra twenty
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