Poop Mary Christmas

**jAZ** · 12-24-2009, 12:25 PM

http://www.wtoctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11724518

Christmas Baby: Couple awaits birth of daughter
Posted: Dec 23, 2009 2:33 PM MST
Updated: Dec 23, 2009 5:23 PM MST

RICHMOND, VA (WWBT) – The holiday's are a special time for most families - but for one, young Chesterfield couple this Christmas will be one to remember. They're expecting a baby - a little girl any day, and they have big plans for this child.

Their names are Joanna and Robbie Christmas. They expect to deliver their little bundle joy - when else but on Christmas Day, but that's not even the odd part of this story....it's what they plan to name this child that will surely make you smile.

The lights are up, the house is decorated, and the presents are wrapped but for Joanna Christmas, Robbie Christmas and little Trey Christmas the real gift this holiday won't be under tree....it will come from the maternity ward.

The Christmas family is expecting a little girl and as soon as the ultra-sound confirmed the child's sex, Joanna & Robbie knew what they had to do.

"We knew that when we had a little girl, we were going to name her Mary Christmas, she would be Mary Grace Christmas," said Robbie.

Unusual? Yes. Unprecedented? Not exactly. Robbie says it's a family tradition.

"My grandmother's name was Mary Christmas. She actually married into the name, and they got married on Dec. 25, so they had fun with it. And my older sister's name is Mary Christmas, as well," said Robbie.

So with grandma - Mary Christmas, and aunt - Mary Christmas, this third generation, yuletide blessing will be in good company, but the name is not without controversy. Joanna & Robbie admit, not everyone is on board with this idea.

"There's mixed feelings, some people think it's absolutely terrible, and they beg us not to do it," said Joanna.

"I've seen some people say, no, no you can't. Why would you do that to this little girl," Robbie said.

Still the family says they have more than enough Christmas spirit to overcome any obstacles the name may bring. A name that will be on the tip of your tongue throughout the holidays - Mary Christmas.

"Most people ask us, how are you gonna spell it, and I'm like, okay yeah, we're not going that far. M-A-R-Y."

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Dante84 · 12-24-2009, 12:26 PM

Well, yeah, but how them titties?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-24-2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

Well, yeah, but how them titties?

Wuuuurd.

**Rain Man** · 12-24-2009, 12:35 PM

Count me in the "That's a terrible thing to do to your child" camp. It's not even particularly creative. If they have a boy they'll probably name him Jiminy.

**The Franchise** · 12-24-2009, 12:38 PM

This would have been even better if it was a boy and they named it Lloyd.

**Dartgod** · 12-24-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If they have a boy they'll probably name him Jiminy.

I'd go with Lloyd.

**The Franchise** · 12-24-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'd go with Lloyd.

I'd go with REPOST

**Dartgod** · 12-24-2009, 12:43 PM

Damn!

**RNR** · 12-24-2009, 12:43 PM

Quick somebody call the ACLU !

DMAC · 12-24-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I'd go with REPOST

12-24-2009, 12:25 PM
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9817493	Mary Christmas http://www.wtoctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11724518 Christmas Baby: Couple awaits birth of daughter Posted: Dec 23, 2009 2:33 PM MST Updated: Dec 23, 2009 5:23 PM MST RICHMOND, VA (WWBT) – The holiday's are a special time for most families - but for one, young Chesterfield couple this Christmas will be one to remember. They're expecting a baby - a little girl any day, and they have big plans for this child. Their names are Joanna and Robbie Christmas. They expect to deliver their little bundle joy - when else but on Christmas Day, but that's not even the odd part of this story....it's what they plan to name this child that will surely make you smile. The lights are up, the house is decorated, and the presents are wrapped but for Joanna Christmas, Robbie Christmas and little Trey Christmas the real gift this holiday won't be under tree....it will come from the maternity ward. The Christmas family is expecting a little girl and as soon as the ultra-sound confirmed the child's sex, Joanna & Robbie knew what they had to do. "We knew that when we had a little girl, we were going to name her Mary Christmas, she would be Mary Grace Christmas," said Robbie. Unusual? Yes. Unprecedented? Not exactly. Robbie says it's a family tradition. "My grandmother's name was Mary Christmas. She actually married into the name, and they got married on Dec. 25, so they had fun with it. And my older sister's name is Mary Christmas, as well," said Robbie. So with grandma - Mary Christmas, and aunt - Mary Christmas, this third generation, yuletide blessing will be in good company, but the name is not without controversy. Joanna & Robbie admit, not everyone is on board with this idea. "There's mixed feelings, some people think it's absolutely terrible, and they beg us not to do it," said Joanna. "I've seen some people say, no, no you can't. Why would you do that to this little girl," Robbie said. Still the family says they have more than enough Christmas spirit to overcome any obstacles the name may bring. A name that will be on the tip of your tongue throughout the holidays - Mary Christmas. "Most people ask us, how are you gonna spell it, and I'm like, okay yeah, we're not going that far. M-A-R-Y." (c) 2009. WWBT, Inc. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-492449 VARSITY	Count me in the "That's a terrible thing to do to your child" camp. It's not even particularly creative. If they have a boy they'll probably name him Jiminy. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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