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Tattoo Artist gets revenge on Cheating Girlfriend with Shit Tattoo on her Back.
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist. ![]() http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.c...-dayton-oh-was |
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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![]() This cannot be true. Can it? FAX |
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Wasted away again...
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I would imagine that are flies and excrement in Narnia. I don't see the problem here.
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okay that's kinda funny.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I heard about this on the radio this morning and I had been wanting to see a picture!
![]() I didn't think it would be that freakin' huge. ![]()
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That is too ****ing funny hahahah!
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Bump it
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Well played sir. I hope someone digs her up in 5000 years and wonders wtf (assuming she'd been mummified).
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Well.....that tattoo looks WAY better than a Narnia one would.
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Go Beavers!
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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We used to go with the single, scarlet letter. This, however, is far more creative and gets the point across. It's good to know that our society has advanced so far in so little time.
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I don't have any tats and really don't plan on getting any. But if I ever do, shit like this is gunna make me get it somewhere I can watch what the artist is doing... |
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What a shitty story
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I wonder how this tattoo will react around harmful microwaves??
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It's the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia Yes, the Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia We love that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia Pass that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia |
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