Movies and TV Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich Will Lead Expendabelles

**Tribal Warfare** · 10-26-2013, 02:02 PM

Avi Lerner Saves His ‘ExpendaBelles’ News For Bulgaria

For some reason, Millennium Films chief Avi Lerner likes to drop scoops in the Bulgarian press. That might mean that his revelation to the Standart that he is negotiating with Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich to be in The ExpendaBelles is news that could be contained within that country, where Lerner intends to shoot the movie. Unless a movie news hound like me finds a secret weapon — someone who speaks Bulgarian. Aside from being the best TV reporter around, my colleague Nellie Andreeva grew up speaking that language and she still reads the newspapers. Translation: Avi, you cannot hide. Lerner also confides he is searching for a female director for the action film that has a script by Legally Blonde scribes Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith. Insiders say they need to find that director before they begin the casting process. All three of those actresses have done well in action including Streep, who did The River Wild. And given the beefcake names he has gotten for his The Expendables romps, why shouldn’t Lerner aim high? I would imagine Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Geena Davis and a few others might be getting phone calls. Stay tuned.

Cheater5 · 10-26-2013, 02:06 PM

Wow. What a terrific idea. This will make thousands.

Valiant · 10-26-2013, 05:33 PM

hahah.. Is it april 1st?? Who would go watch that shit.. Like the wnba, it will make no money..

Dayze · 10-26-2013, 06:48 PM

it might even suck harder than the Expendables.....though, that might be a difficult task.

**CrazyPhuD** · 10-26-2013, 07:06 PM

I'd watch if Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich were nekkid in it. Meryl Streep not so much.

**notorious** · 10-26-2013, 07:56 PM

Jesus.

What a horrible idea.

Gravedigger · 10-28-2013, 10:04 PM

I know Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich are not new at reaching for roles but Meryl Streep? Cmon... you're better than that.

10-26-2013, 02:02 PM
Tribal Warfare Man of Culture Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Far Beyond Comprehension Casino cash: $-2837187	Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich Will Lead Expendabelles Avi Lerner Saves His ‘ExpendaBelles’ News For Bulgaria For some reason, Millennium Films chief Avi Lerner likes to drop scoops in the Bulgarian press. That might mean that his revelation to the Standart that he is negotiating with Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich to be in The ExpendaBelles is news that could be contained within that country, where Lerner intends to shoot the movie. Unless a movie news hound like me finds a secret weapon — someone who speaks Bulgarian. Aside from being the best TV reporter around, my colleague Nellie Andreeva grew up speaking that language and she still reads the newspapers. Translation: Avi, you cannot hide. Lerner also confides he is searching for a female director for the action film that has a script by Legally Blonde scribes Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith. Insiders say they need to find that director before they begin the casting process. All three of those actresses have done well in action including Streep, who did The River Wild. And given the beefcake names he has gotten for his The Expendables romps, why shouldn’t Lerner aim high? I would imagine Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Geena Davis and a few others might be getting phone calls. Stay tuned.
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