Life Hypothetical: Plastic Surgery

**Rain Man** · 03-10-2011, 02:15 AM

You enter one of those contests where you guess a camel's weight for a prize, and you win. First prize is $8,000 worth of plastic surgery.

You are given two options.

Option A. You can use the plastic surgery on yourself and pick however you want to use it.

Option B. You can use it on your spouse, and you get to pick what work he/she has done. Your spouse will not know that you made the decision and will be told that he/she won that specific prize in some kind of grocery store drawing related to a recent nasal spray purchase, so you won't get in trouble based on what you pick.

And if you know what's good for you, you won't type in this thread what specific work you'd pick for your spouse.

If you're married, go to the poll. If you're not married, assume that you are married to your current significant other. If you don't currently have a significant other, assume you're married to the last significant other you had before you dumped their unworthy carcass. If you've never had a significant other, assume that you're married to the person that you last had a date with. If you've never had a date, assume that you're married to the person you last asked out and were rejected by. If you've never asked anyone out, assume you're married to the last person who told you to stop staring at their private parts. If you've never been caught looking at another person's private parts, assume you're married to the person who delivered your seeing-eye dog.

03-10-2011, 02:18 AM

Daddy is getting a motorboat.

KurtCobain · 03-10-2011, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Daddy is getting a motorboat.

I don't get it?

**CrazyPhuD** · 03-10-2011, 02:37 AM

One boob, one testicle and one asscheek implant!

**Rain Man** · 03-10-2011, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I don't get it?

Why do you want a motorboat from phobia?

BigRock · 03-10-2011, 03:03 AM

Penile reduction.

**Rain Man** · 03-10-2011, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRock

Penile reduction.

You or your spouse?

BigRock · 03-10-2011, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You or your spouse?

Spouse. I can live with it, but she's tired of lugging it around.

|Zach| · 03-10-2011, 04:05 AM

PS is pretty grotesque.

JOhn · 03-10-2011, 04:21 AM

Does hair restoration count?

Cause I really want mine back....

**bevischief** · 03-10-2011, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I don't get it?

seclark · 03-10-2011, 07:58 AM

no ps for me. too many surgeries already.

no way i'd get the wife involved either. whether she knew i had anything to do w/it or not, there would be those "do i look better?" questions. no way to answer w/o getting in trouble.

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Amnorix · 03-10-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you're married, go to the poll. If you're not married, assume that you are married to your current significant other. If you don't currently have a significant other, assume you're married to the last significant other you had before you dumped their unworthy carcass. If you've never had a significant other, assume that you're married to the person that you last had a date with. If you've never had a date, assume that you're married to the person you last asked out and were rejected by. If you've never asked anyone out, assume you're married to the last person who told you to stop staring at their private parts. If you've never been caught looking at another person's private parts, assume you're married to the person who delivered your seeing-eye dog.

Bill Lundberg · 03-10-2011, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Why do you want a motorboat from phobia?

Based on his wife's posts, I'm guessing he wants to motorboat phobia.

**loochy** · 03-10-2011, 08:31 AM

I'd use it on me. My GF already looks pretty good to me.

View Poll Results: The plastic surgery would go to...
Me	6	22.22%
My real or hypothetical spouse	16	59.26%
I would decline the prize and revel in my intuition about camel weights.	4	14.81%
Other. There is no 'other' option, but I want to pick it anyway.	1	3.70%
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

03-10-2011, 02:15 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-482449 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Plastic Surgery You enter one of those contests where you guess a camel's weight for a prize, and you win. First prize is $8,000 worth of plastic surgery. You are given two options. Option A. You can use the plastic surgery on yourself and pick however you want to use it. Option B. You can use it on your spouse, and you get to pick what work he/she has done. Your spouse will not know that you made the decision and will be told that he/she won that specific prize in some kind of grocery store drawing related to a recent nasal spray purchase, so you won't get in trouble based on what you pick. And if you know what's good for you, you won't type in this thread what specific work you'd pick for your spouse. If you're married, go to the poll. If you're not married, assume that you are married to your current significant other. If you don't currently have a significant other, assume you're married to the last significant other you had before you dumped their unworthy carcass. If you've never had a significant other, assume that you're married to the person that you last had a date with. If you've never had a date, assume that you're married to the person you last asked out and were rejected by. If you've never asked anyone out, assume you're married to the last person who told you to stop staring at their private parts. If you've never been caught looking at another person's private parts, assume you're married to the person who delivered your seeing-eye dog.
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03-10-2011, 02:18 AM	#2
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Daddy is getting a motorboat.
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03-10-2011, 02:37 AM	#4
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	One boob, one testicle and one asscheek implant! __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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03-10-2011, 03:03 AM	#6
BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $795412	Penile reduction.
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03-10-2011, 04:05 AM	#9
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $3176768	PS is pretty grotesque.
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03-10-2011, 04:21 AM	#10
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Does hair restoration count? Cause I really want mine back....
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03-10-2011, 07:58 AM	#12
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	no ps for me. too many surgeries already. no way i'd get the wife involved either. whether she knew i had anything to do w/it or not, there would be those "do i look better?" questions. no way to answer w/o getting in trouble. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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03-10-2011, 08:31 AM	#15
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1549603	I'd use it on me. My GF already looks pretty good to me. __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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