So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....

07-23-2007, 10:19 PM

but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

KCChiefsMan · 07-23-2007, 10:23 PM

ya sharted huh?

wutamess · 07-23-2007, 10:23 PM

NICE!

**Bugeater** · 07-23-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

Ugh, the walk of shame. Brutal.

SPchief · 07-23-2007, 10:27 PM

We haven't had a good poop thread in a while.

Demonpenz · 07-23-2007, 10:27 PM

shit happens

kcxiv · 07-23-2007, 10:28 PM

happens to everyone if you eat to much fruit. lol

did they make fun of you though? Them are the best laughs at misfortunes like that.

crazycoffey · 07-23-2007, 10:29 PM

too bad you weren't in the Hot Tub.....

07-23-2007, 10:30 PM

They had a good laugh about it at my expense. I'm guessing it will be the subject of much abuse at family events in the future as well.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-23-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

too bad you weren't in the Hot Tub.....

you beat me to it.

Deberg_1990 · 07-23-2007, 10:31 PM

wow...too much information

Demonpenz · 07-23-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

wow...too much information

no too much information would have been if he said he liked doing it on womens chests after sex

Logical · 07-23-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

too bad you weren't in the Hot Tub.....

Damn that is a truly gross thought.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-23-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logical

Damn that is a truly gross thought.

There's a thread. Make the thought a reality. Slow mo. Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt.

**Reaper16** · 07-23-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

no too much information would have been if he said he liked doing it on womens chests after sex

Isn't that a paraphrase from "Not Another Teen Movie?"

07-23-2007, 10:19 PM
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment.... but it's close. My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening. I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified. It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room. Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts. I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks. Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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