Poop WTF!? 'Goat man'

MIAdragon · 07-23-2012, 04:39 PM

The sighting of a man dressed in a goat suit on a Utah mountain is causing concern among state wildlife officials, The Associated Press reported.
The man, who remains unidentified, was spotted by photographer Coty Creighton on July 15 during a hike on Ben Lomond peak just north of Ogden in northern Utah.

Creighton told the AP he saw the man through a set of binoculars trailing behind a herd of goats on his hands and knees.

When the man noticed he had been spotted, "he just stopped in his tracks and froze," Creighton told the AP.

That's when Creighton began taking photos. The man then sat on a hill for several minutes.

He got back down on his hands and knees and hurried to catch with the rest of the herd.

While officials said what the man is doing is not illegal, they're concerned as the hunting season approaches that he could be mistaken for a goat or attacked by a live goat.

"They may get agitated. They're territorial. They are, after all, wild animals," Phil Douglass, spokesperson for the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources, told the AP. "This person puts on a goat suit, he changes the game. But as long as he accepts responsibility, it's not illegal."

Goat hunting season begins in September.

"My very first concern is the person doesn't understand the risks," Douglass told the AP. "Who's to say what could happen."Officials said they just want to talk to the man and warn him of the dangers. They said he could be a wildlife enthusiast. "People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I've never had a report like this," Douglass said.

KCrockaholic · 07-23-2012, 04:40 PM

I don't see any goats.

**Munson** · 07-23-2012, 04:41 PM

He's gonna get shot, or goat raped. Not sure which is worse.

**Saul Good** · 07-23-2012, 04:42 PM

It looks more like bighoof or manbearpig to me.

listopencil · 07-23-2012, 04:42 PM

Game changer.

BoneKrusher · 07-23-2012, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Game changer.

bring him in for a look.

vailpass · 07-23-2012, 04:47 PM

With camouflage skills like that he's got nothing to worry about.

PACHIEFSFAN · 07-23-2012, 04:51 PM

Mountain lions don't recognize hunting season. Goats are in season all year long.

vailpass · 07-23-2012, 04:52 PM

So uh, where exactly does one get a goat suit?

**Rain Man** · 07-23-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

So uh, where exactly does one get a goat suit?

Burlington Goat Factory?

MIAdragon · 07-23-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Burlington Goat Factory?

**Bwana** · 07-23-2012, 05:24 PM

Future Darwin Award in progress.

vailpass · 07-23-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Burlington Goat Factory?

ToxSocks · 07-23-2012, 05:32 PM

$10 says this is his clever way of getting some goat poontang.

**Bwana** · 07-23-2012, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

So uh, where exactly does one get a goat suit?

http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWe...ot/Mascots.htm

07-23-2012, 04:39 PM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $-2102181	WTF!? 'Goat man' 'Goat man' spotted in Utah mountains The sighting of a man dressed in a goat suit on a Utah mountain is causing concern among state wildlife officials, The Associated Press reported. The man, who remains unidentified, was spotted by photographer Coty Creighton on July 15 during a hike on Ben Lomond peak just north of Ogden in northern Utah. Creighton told the AP he saw the man through a set of binoculars trailing behind a herd of goats on his hands and knees. When the man noticed he had been spotted, "he just stopped in his tracks and froze," Creighton told the AP. That's when Creighton began taking photos. The man then sat on a hill for several minutes. He got back down on his hands and knees and hurried to catch with the rest of the herd. While officials said what the man is doing is not illegal, they're concerned as the hunting season approaches that he could be mistaken for a goat or attacked by a live goat. "They may get agitated. They're territorial. They are, after all, wild animals," Phil Douglass, spokesperson for the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources, told the AP. "This person puts on a goat suit, he changes the game. But as long as he accepts responsibility, it's not illegal." Goat hunting season begins in September. "My very first concern is the person doesn't understand the risks," Douglass told the AP. "Who's to say what could happen."Officials said they just want to talk to the man and warn him of the dangers. They said he could be a wildlife enthusiast. "People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I've never had a report like this," Douglass said.
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07-23-2012, 04:40 PM	#2
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $3402900	I don't see any goats.
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07-23-2012, 04:41 PM	#3
Munson Roy E. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $8299646	He's gonna get shot, or goat raped. Not sure which is worse.
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07-23-2012, 04:42 PM	#4
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	It looks more like bighoof or manbearpig to me. __________________ Today is not a good day to be a pussy.
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07-23-2012, 04:47 PM	#7
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	With camouflage skills like that he's got nothing to worry about. __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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07-23-2012, 04:51 PM	#8
PACHIEFSFAN Spelunker Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Federal Lockup Casino cash: $10013162	Mountain lions don't recognize hunting season. Goats are in season all year long. __________________ I woke up this morning and found I was alive. I thinks it's going to be a good day!! arljay
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07-23-2012, 04:52 PM	#9
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	So uh, where exactly does one get a goat suit? __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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