Korean Baby Powder?

[gblowfish]

Here's something you won't find at your local GNC....

http://tinyurl.com/87zo9dn

South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this morning?

The capsules originate in northeastern China, probably in Jilin province, which shares a border with North Korea. Since August, South Korean authorities have thwarted 35 smuggling attempts accounting for 17,450 capsules containing the powdered flesh of human babies whose bodies were “chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder,” the Associated Press reports.

It’s uncertain where exactly the babies are coming from or who is making the capsules, but it is known that some people consider such pills to be a panacea for a range of physical ailments. Real science tells us that they are actually chock full of potentially harmful bacteria. Plus, they are made from human babies. We can’t stress that enough.

Remarkably, no one has been arrested. The smugglers caught with the capsules--which have mostly been marked as stamina boosters--have denied knowing that they were anything other than energy supplements. And because they aren’t meant for resale--those caught with the capsules have claimed they are either private stock or for non-commercial distribution to family and friends--no economic crime has technically been committed.

South Korean officials have confiscated all of the capsules, however, and while no illnesses have been reported from ingesting the capsules, customs agents are stepping up their targeting of these unsettling pills. Chinese officials have also launched an investigation into the origins of the capsules.

[In58men]

What a bunch of kids

[Donger]

Great. A new ingredient for my Mongolian Beef recipe: "One teaspoon of Sum Yung Guy powder"

[Rasputin]

Thanks South Korea for this thread topic / Florida

[Easy 6]

Asians in general have the most ****ed up ideas on food & medicine of any people on earth.

[lcarus]

Dead human babies make GREAT ball powder.

[WV]

Originally Posted by scott free

Asians in general have the most ****ed up ideas on food & medicine of any people on earth.

Beat me to it.....

[BlackHelicopters]

Those Asians can miniaturize anything.

[TimeForWasp]

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

Those Asians can miniaturize anything.

[TimeForWasp]

selling ground up babies is legal??

[BlackHelicopters]

Originally Posted by Touchdown Kansas City !!!

selling ground up babies is legal??

I guess anything goes on that highly controlled Chinese/North Korean border. Mad Max probably out there looking for gasoline.

[tooge]

I prefer my dead korean baby in liquid form

[gblowfish]

How come an half an hour after taking one, I feel like taking another one???

[Simply Red]

baby doping FTW!

[Chief Gump]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Here's something you won't find at your local GNC....

http://tinyurl.com/87zo9dn

South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this morning?

The capsules originate in northeastern China, probably in Jilin province, which shares a border with North Korea. Since August, South Korean authorities have thwarted 35 smuggling attempts accounting for 17,450 capsules containing the powdered flesh of human babies whose bodies were “chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder,” the Associated Press reports.

It’s uncertain where exactly the babies are coming from or who is making the capsules, but it is known that some people consider such pills to be a panacea for a range of physical ailments. Real science tells us that they are actually chock full of potentially harmful bacteria. Plus, they are made from human babies. We can’t stress that enough.

Remarkably, no one has been arrested. The smugglers caught with the capsules--which have mostly been marked as stamina boosters--have denied knowing that they were anything other than energy supplements. And because they aren’t meant for resale--those caught with the capsules have claimed they are either private stock or for non-commercial distribution to family and friends--no economic crime has technically been committed.

South Korean officials have confiscated all of the capsules, however, and while no illnesses have been reported from ingesting the capsules, customs agents are stepping up their targeting of these unsettling pills. Chinese officials have also launched an investigation into the origins of the capsules.

Shouldn't they make a law basically stating if you have this pill you will fry? I mean isn't that what they do with say Cocaine or Meth? Oh you didn't know what it was, well tough shit. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.