Events in your life since last Chiefs playoff win

[Iowanian]

Some in the organization, media and fans question the loyalty of a fan who has become jaded or mocks the team after a dismal 0-3 start to the season.


To put into perspective the reasons, even the most ardent, die hard fans have become jaded and can even find jokes in the start to this season....List a timeline of events in your life since the last Chiefs playoff win.

Feel free to include life events, inventions, whatever item you feel represents the reasons we as fans should expect more out of ownership of this team, and why they owe us more....

[DJJasonp]

We landed on the moon?

[Titty Meat]

I was in 2nd grade the last time the Chiefs won a playoff game.

[Rooster]

Cell phones were only for rich people and stock brokers in the movies when the Chiefs last won a playoff game. They were large and came with a battery pack you could carry on your back.

Home computers were for playing solitaire and other games when the Chiefs last won a playoff game.

I could still buy music on a cassette tape when the Chiefs last won a playoff game.

AutoCAD was new and scary when the Chiefs last won a playoff game.

Gas was 99 cents when the Chiefs last won a playoff game.

[suzzer99]

Moved to SF, moved to LA, got a career, got some hobbies, got fatter, got skinnier, got fatter... (repeats for a long time).

Now I'm depressed, thanks OP.

[DJJasonp]

just a thought.........but we're at about that point where Zubaz pants became popular, then became out of style.......and now on the cusp of being popular again??

Crap

[Stewie]

I live in the same house and work for the same company. How sad is that?

[</post>]

Pretty much every event in my life other than my birth, learning to walk, potty training, and my first day of school.

[tboss27]

Originally Posted by

Pretty much every event in my life other than my birth, learning to walk, potty training, and my first day of school.

This. I am a sucker, I've shelled out for tickets to a team who hasn't won a playoff game since I was in Kindergarten.

[seclark]

3 kids learned to drive.
2 went to college
2 married

gained 4 grandkids(another due in november)

paid off a house
sold the house
bought land and built a new house

6 surgeries

buried my father, father in law, 2 grandmothers
became guardian/poa to great uncle(ernie)

same wife, same job, same pair of underwear.
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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Everything I did in my life after sixth grade. I guess the first major milestone was beating off.

[Iowanian]

In 1993 I was in college.
Since the last Chiefs playoff win my timeline includes the following
1. 3 years of college to completion
2. A puppy became a dog, lived and died of old age and sickness
3. 3 relationships over 1 year came and went
4. entered the workforce in my job market, and have developed a relatively succesful 15 year career.
5. Have purchased and remodeled 3 homes
6. Have buried at least 10 friends and family
7. Got another puppy, who became a dog, and is now dead
8.Cell phones were in a bag, in the car, and now......
9. Met a girl, courted, and dated for 3 years
10. Married the princess
11. witnessed the birth of 3 children, have been through their sicknesses, teething, and now 1 is even losing teeth and riding a bike
12. Started a business, built it up to a successful level
13. purchased a lot, built a cabin
14. learned about bow hunting and since the last win, became a seasoned hunter with a thousand hours in a tree waiting on a playoff win.
15. Terrorists attacked our country, knocked down buildings, we've fought a decade of war, my brother has joined the army, airborne and done multiple tours of service.....and he wasn't in Jr High yet for the last Chiefs playoff win.



I'm starting to wonder if I'm a football cubs fan, who may live my entire life, become a grandfather and die without a whiff at a championship. It's bad enough, I've just created a thread which would normally be smack by an opposing fan.


These are some of the reasons this fan doesn't care if the current players have Tshirts that "can't hear the hate". I sure as hell wish the owner would hear it while sitting on $30mil in cap space.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

In 1993 I was in college.
Since the last Chiefs playoff win my timeline includes the following
1. 3 years of college to completion
2. A puppy became a dog, lived and died of old age and sickness
3. 3 relationships over 1 year came and went
4. entered the workforce in my job market, and have developed a relatively succesful 15 year career.
5. Have purchased and remodeled 3 homes
6. Have buried at least 10 friends and family
7. Got another puppy, who became a dog, and is now dead
8.Cell phones were in a bag, in the car, and now......
9. Met a girl, courted, and dated for 3 years
10. Married the princess
11. witnessed the birth of 3 children, have been through their sicknesses, teething, and now 1 is even losing teeth and riding a bike
12. Started a business, built it up to a successful level
13. purchased a lot, built a cabin
14. learned about bow hunting and since the last win, became a seasoned hunter with a thousand hours in a tree waiting on a playoff win.
15. Terrorists attacked our country, knocked down buildings, we've fought a decade of war, my brother has joined the army, airborne and done multiple tours of service.....and he wasn't in Jr High yet for the last Chiefs playoff win.



I'm starting to wonder if I'm a football cubs fan, who may live my entire life, become a grandfather and die without a whiff at a championship. It's bad enough, I've just created a thread which would normally be smack by an opposing fan.


These are some of the reasons this fan doesn't care if the current players have Tshirts that "can't hear the hate". I sure as hell wish the owner would hear it while sitting on $30mil in cap space.

You forgot to mention you could still cum back in 1994 (no homo)

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

You forgot to mention you could still cum back in 1994 (no homo)

That's a very odd suggestion, and a little creepy that you're thinking about my wedding tackle long jimp.


That said, a few tugs in the right places from your mother, and I could probably throw 2oz over the top of a 1993 Ford, the top selling truck the year of the last playoff win without getting more than a drop or two on the top. But then again, I'm shooting a potato gun and you're dumping a thimble onto a photo of someone in osh kosh bigosh.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

That's a very odd suggestion, and a little creepy that you're thinking about my wedding tackle long jimp.


That said, a few tugs in the right places from your mother, and I could probably throw 2oz over the top of a 1993 Ford, the top selling truck the year of the last playoff win without getting more than a drop or two on the top. But then again, I'm shooting a potato gun and you're dumping a thimble onto a photo of someone in osh kosh bigosh.

Sounds like a man who's hung like a baby chinchilla. Are you still doin that trick where you wear a magnum condom and when it slips off you tell the hooker it's her tight poon that caused it?