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Old 09-23-2014, 11:54 AM  
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Crazy 50 year old woman helps her teenage daughter and her boyfriend burn a giant dick onto the local High School football field. "We've got spirit...yes we do! We like Penis, how bout YOU?" Story is here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that's tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan.

Police have accused the trio of using grass killer to burn a 100-yard-long image of male genitalia into the turf, reports WDIV, disrupting the Bedford High School Kicking Mules schedule and causing between $15,000 and $20,000 in damage.

No photos of their "artwork" have been provided to the media, but Fox 5 has helpfully pulled this image from the archives, which depicts a similar stunt done to a high school football field in Hazleton, Penn., in 2004:

Local landscaper Dave "boss of the moss" Baumgartner has donated his skills and the time of his staff to help rectify the situation, reports My Fox Detroit.

Despite what may seem like a humorous subject, school officials are quick to note this isn't a laughing matter.

"This isn’t a little prank misdemeanor," Superintendent Mark Kleinhans told the Detroit Free Press. "This is a felony."

Whoever left the "very inappropriate, disgusting symbol" will be prosecuted "to the full extent of the law," he added.

Indeed, in a followup article published Friday, the Detroit Free Press reports the woman, who has not been named because her daughter, a juvenile, could be identified, has been arraigned and is out on bond.
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Old 09-23-2014, 11:55 AM   #2
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between $15,000 and $20,000 worth of damage?
bullshit
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Old 09-23-2014, 11:58 AM
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:00 PM   #3
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What kind of high school got turf? And I thought they used weed killer.
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:00 PM   #4
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"very inappropriate, disgusting symbol"

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Old 09-23-2014, 12:02 PM   #5
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:04 PM   #6
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always sounds scary-these Penis Pranksters better turn themselves in
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:04 PM   #7
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I am sure this is a hard prank for the school to swallow.
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:06 PM   #8
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What kind of high school got turf? And I thought they used weed killer.
Nearly every high school in the KC area has artificial turf football fields.
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