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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
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I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her.
Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one. |
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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
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"Will you marry me?"
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MER
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I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity.
Except here.
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The Maintenance Guy
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I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say
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As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...
"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?" |
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Red, White & Blue for the U.S.
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"No, its not the pants that make your azz look fat"
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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After a night of drinking and her talking about how she has gained weight:
"Do you think I've gained weight since we met?" "Yes"
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I love you
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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
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It'll be 20 years in May. (and yes...it was a smartass post to this thread).
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Suck me beautiful
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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