Life Woman takes sausage into Walmart bathroom ends up arrested.

Al Bundy · 10-25-2015, 04:04 PM

Ban Sausages?

News 8 Louisiana – Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands. She was arrested and taken into custody where she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest. Walmart management said in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior. They have a strict policy against shoplifters and a sign on the bathroom door that clearly reads, “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.”
- See more at: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausa....fJ4iEYK3.dpuf

rabblerouser · 10-25-2015, 04:06 PM

That's KC naive's baby momma.

**TimBone** · 10-25-2015, 04:06 PM

I wonder will they sell that particular sausage at a discount, now? You know, like how some stores sell dented cans of soup at a 10% mark down.

Why Not? · 10-25-2015, 04:07 PM

I love sausaQe.

rabblerouser · 10-25-2015, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

I wonder will they sell that particular sausage at a discount, now? You know, like how some stores sell dented cans of soup at a 10% mark down.

Ewwww!!

Imagine how many sausage rolls get the Shaniqua treatment, then put back and sold??

KCrockaholic · 10-25-2015, 04:08 PM

Quite interestinQ

Al Bundy · 10-25-2015, 04:08 PM

Ohh man this is a Q??

siberian khatru · 10-25-2015, 04:08 PM

Note to Al Bundy: Now8News is a parody news site.

Al Bundy · 10-25-2015, 04:09 PM

Ohh man.. I fell for it all. Lock this.

listopencil · 10-25-2015, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Ohh man this is a Q??

Katipan already weighed in on her preferred sausage.

Pablo · 10-25-2015, 04:10 PM

So now we're going to get tons of morons putting up now8news stories every week right?

Fun.

**TimBone** · 10-25-2015, 04:21 PM

Wait, it's a fake story? And that's the best they could do with that story? Not very creative. Now8news sucks.

Pablo · 10-25-2015, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Wait, it's a fake story? And that's the best they could do with that story? Not very creative. Now8news sucks.

It's good enough for Facebook posts, e-mail forwards and message boards.

listopencil · 10-25-2015, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

That's KC naive's baby momma.

Jimmy Dean doesn't make Vienna sausages.

rabblerouser · 10-25-2015, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

Jimmy Dean doesn't make Vienna sausages.

**** yes.

10-25-2015, 04:04 PM
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3531831	Woman takes sausage into Walmart bathroom ends up arrested. Ban Sausages? News 8 Louisiana – Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes. The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.” Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands. She was arrested and taken into custody where she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest. Walmart management said in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior. They have a strict policy against shoplifters and a sign on the bathroom door that clearly reads, “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.” - See more at: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausa....fJ4iEYK3.dpuf
Posts: 23,615

10-25-2015, 04:06 PM	#2
rabblerouser left blank intentionally Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Belize Nuts Casino cash: $3094897	That's KC naive's baby momma. __________________ MY ADOPT-A-CHIEF : Jody Fortson Jr.
Posts: 32,537

10-25-2015, 04:06 PM	#3
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8419985	I wonder will they sell that particular sausage at a discount, now? You know, like how some stores sell dented cans of soup at a 10% mark down.
Posts: 18,097

10-25-2015, 04:07 PM	#4
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $-491006	I love sausaQe.
Posts: 23,803

10-25-2015, 04:08 PM	#6
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $3442900	Quite interestinQ
Posts: 21,178

10-25-2015, 04:08 PM	#8
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $-1165050	Note to Al Bundy: Now8News is a parody news site.
Posts: 71,853

10-25-2015, 04:09 PM	#9
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3531831	Ohh man.. I fell for it all. Lock this.
Posts: 23,615

10-25-2015, 04:10 PM	#11
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1690644	So now we're going to get tons of morons putting up now8news stories every week right? Fun.
Posts: 43,800

10-25-2015, 04:21 PM	#12
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8419985	Wait, it's a fake story? And that's the best they could do with that story? Not very creative. Now8news sucks.
Posts: 18,097