The Bathroom Test

**CosmicPal** · 02-07-2006, 10:32 AM

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what criterion defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near the window?"

Katipan · 02-07-2006, 10:36 AM

My bathroom test involves lining up a selection of freaky porn and then checking to see which one gets read.

But your joke was funny ha-ha.

02-07-2006, 10:32 AM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	The Bathroom Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what criterion defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near the window?"
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02-07-2006, 10:36 AM	#2
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-779649	My bathroom test involves lining up a selection of freaky porn and then checking to see which one gets read. But your joke was funny ha-ha. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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