Describe your worst butt whippin

[Dark Horse]

Whats the worst you have ever been thrashed

Mine was against a guy who I later became friends with. ( Tip if you are at a party and your friends tell you a big mean dude is looking for you don't believe the booze.) I knew who this guy was and he had quite a rep for being a bad ass. I let the booze do the thinking for me and went looking for him. I found him and he was willing to walk away but I was too drunk to realize it so I hit him. My first mistake was letting him get up and he hit me and didn't let me up. We rolled around on the ground and I found myself on top so I started punching him in the face. He was very clever though and moved his head. I punched a large rock with eveything I had. The buzz was gone in that instant and the next thing I know he was up and laying repeated boots to my face. I don't remember anymore about the fight after that but my face the next day told a gruesome tale. My buddies said that was the worst they had ever seen anyone get beat. Yeah MY buddies.