Memo to King Carl: Give Corey Dillon a BLANK CHECK

[KC Paul]

Needless to say by the title of this post, I am a HUGE Corey Dillon guy. Can you IMAGINE what that guy could do running behing OUR offensive line?? It would be RIDICULOUS! Dude would damn near get off EVERY GAME.

Yeah, I realize that the Chiefs are in deep "cap" ****, but Carl needs to figure out a way to get that guy into Chiefs gear. A good way to start making room for Dillon is by cutting Chester McOBESITY, Dan "I suck ASSSSSSS" Williams and Carlton "Easy Money" Gray. Speaking of Gray, he had the best gig in the NFL last year. He barely played, yet he still got to collect those FAT paychecks. Gotta hand it to him....if it feels good, DO IT.

I GUARANTEE you fellow ChiefFans that Elvis will allow his contract to be VERY "cap friendly" if he was promised that Dillon would be a Chief NO MATTER WHAT. If anybody knows that we need a stud RB it's Dick Vermeil, and he has a few to choose from besides Dillon. Charlie Garner is out there, Dorsey Levens MIGHT be out there soon, and Robert Smith and Ricky Watters would be good backup plans in case Dillon just was way out of our price range. I personally am not real high on any of the RBs in this year's draft, and if they whack McOFFSIDESton and FATASS Williams they have a VERY DT rich draft this year to choose from.

Thoughts???