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**pr_capone** · 02:00 PM

Went with the missus to see Indiana Jones.

What a worthless pile of elephant shit.

The first 10 minutes of the movie had both of us thinking that it *MUST* have been some sort of dream sequence or Prof. Jones doing a movie about his exploits or some such.

No... it was actually part of the movie.

Dialog was terrible, every cliche you have ever heard of is used in the film, the CGI was BLEH, and the script must have been originally written as fan fucking fiction.

After the movie, I went to the counter and asked for my money back.... got it too.

We stayed only because we thought that there was no possible way a movie by Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford would suck that hard. We were WRONG.

05-25-2008, 01:49 PM	Topic Starter
pr_capone THREEPEAT!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NWMO Casino cash: $9948214	Went with the missus to see Indiana Jones. What a worthless pile of elephant shit. The first 10 minutes of the movie had both of us thinking that it MUST have been some sort of dream sequence or Prof. Jones doing a movie about his exploits or some such. No... it was actually part of the movie. Dialog was terrible, every cliche you have ever heard of is used in the film, the CGI was BLEH, and the script must have been originally written as fan fucking fiction. After the movie, I went to the counter and asked for my money back.... got it too. We stayed only because we thought that there was no possible way a movie by Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford would suck that hard. We were WRONG. Last edited by pr_capone; 05-25-2008 at 02:00 PM..
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