Football Excuses to get out of work every Sunday for the next 17 weeks...

L.A. Chieffan · 09-06-2012, 06:53 PM

I had a heartattack
My car broke down
Its my new religious holiday
I thought today was Monday
Im waiting in line for the new iPhone
Ive been kidnapped
My 11 year old son stole our car
My house burned down
Ive been legitimately raped
Sushi gave me food poisoning
I have to vote
My PTSD is kicking in
Im waiting in line for the new Motorola phone
Jury duty is on Sundays now, dontcha know?
I ran out of gas and the gas station ran out of gas and I tried syphoning gas from my neighbor and he caught me and now I have to mow his lawn. But Im using his gas.
The Mayans told me the end of world was happening so Ive been in my bunker all day
MATT CASSELL IS GOING TO WIN THE MVP TODAY!

09-06-2012, 06:53 PM	Topic Starter
L.A. Chieffan PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: American Gardens Building Casino cash: $2728654	Excuses to get out of work every Sunday for the next 17 weeks... I had a heartattack My car broke down Its my new religious holiday I thought today was Monday Im waiting in line for the new iPhone Ive been kidnapped My 11 year old son stole our car My house burned down Ive been legitimately raped Sushi gave me food poisoning I have to vote My PTSD is kicking in Im waiting in line for the new Motorola phone Jury duty is on Sundays now, dontcha know? I ran out of gas and the gas station ran out of gas and I tried syphoning gas from my neighbor and he caught me and now I have to mow his lawn. But Im using his gas. The Mayans told me the end of world was happening so Ive been in my bunker all day MATT CASSELL IS GOING TO WIN THE MVP TODAY!
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