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Twitter- Sh*t my dad says.
http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
Anyone see this yet? I could read these all day. It's a 29 y/o guy that lives with his parents and tweets what his dad says. |
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Hahaha, I love Sh*t my dad says,
Here's another good one with the same concept of a high school student that I recently started following. http://twitter.com/stuffcollensays |
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That's pretty funny.
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It's pretty good. I saw this last week, but figured that someone had already posted it here, so my bad for not doing so.
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That guy's dad is frigging hilarious.
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This one cracks me up.
"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."
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Is he just stealing all of this from Lavar Burton?
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Wasted away again...
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"It's just a ****ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
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Stay down bitch!
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I wish this guy was my dad.
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You Sweetie!
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"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."
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His dad must be bursting with pride. |
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"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
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I caught on to this a few week back. Funny stuff.
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