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Old 09-14-2012, 08:02 PM  
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:07 PM   #3
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:11 PM   #4
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:23 PM   #6
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:24 PM   #7
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:28 PM   #8
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:31 PM   #9
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:34 PM   #12
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:36 PM   #13
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Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first Surgeon says, Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second Surgeon says, Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The third Surgeon says, Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them in color coded. The fourth Surgeon says, I prefer Raiders fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable.
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