Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!

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Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives.

Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience

Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door.

Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live.

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits.

Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry.

Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow.

Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret.

Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax!
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