Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea

**RealSNR** · 12-01-2004, 11:25 PM

I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler.

We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess.

In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status.

There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society.

Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet.

It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.

David. · 12-01-2004, 11:26 PM

I realize this is a joke, but I really don't think the limmericks are funny

12-01-2004, 11:28 PM

I know it was a bad idea, but he had strategically positioned himself. I was left with no other alternatives.

Brando · 12-01-2004, 11:28 PM

I will remain silent. My silence is a strong statement. What does it all mean?

David. · 12-01-2004, 11:28 PM

it's true. He's quite the strategasisit.

Brando · 12-01-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I know it was a bad idea, but he had strategically positioned himself. I was left with no other alternatives.

Way to go PhobaPoland.

**RealSNR** · 12-01-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Way to go PhobaPoland.

Actually,in my analogy, I have Phobia representing the previous chancellor of Germany.

Brando · 12-01-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Actually,in my analogy, I have Phobia representing the previous chancellor of Germany.

Wow...at least make him Neville Chamberlain.

**RealSNR** · 12-02-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Wow...at least make him Neville Chamberlain.

Chamberlain was nothing more than a giant pussy.

Brando · 12-02-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Chamberlain was nothing more than a giant pussy.

A giant pussy that thought Hitler could be contained by giving in to him.

**RealSNR** · 12-02-2004, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

A giant pussy that thought Hitler could be contained by giving in to him.

Hitler was already in power. Phobia has given FAX the oppurtunity to rise... I suppose much like Hitler was the leader of the Budestag.

Loki · 12-02-2004, 12:15 AM

i suppose starting up some nifty haiku thread would be out of the question then?

Brando · 12-02-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Loki

i suppose starting up some nifty haiku thread would be out of the question then?

You may be banished to the Ghetto if yours aren't up to snuff.

Taco John · 12-02-2004, 12:40 AM

What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing?

TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because bundle of sticksX started doing it.)

Brando · 12-02-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing?

TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because bundle of sticksX started doing it.)

Holy Shit! We agree on something other than polotics!

12-01-2004, 11:25 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1324792	Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler. We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess. In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status. There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society. Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet. It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.
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Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $597937	What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing? TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because bundle of sticksX started doing it.) __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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