I think there might be beers in my backyard

Calcountry · 04-13-2005, 04:55 PM

Whats a poor SOB like me to do with such a prospect as this.

Do I,
A)Call the authorities and report the missing beer, hoping that someone may claim it.

B)Leave it alone, you never know when a beer might be made angry and it will foam all over you.

or maybe its

C) DRINK IT IMMEDIATELY.

Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated since I have moved on to fine whiskeys as my adult beverage of choice, I DON"T know what to do??

BN 2/9 · 04-13-2005, 04:59 PM

Have a planet party!

Hydrae · 04-13-2005, 05:01 PM

Mix it into your shampoo, it's great for your hair!

badgirl · 04-13-2005, 06:56 PM

I left it there, you can have it to do as you please.

mcan · 04-13-2005, 07:04 PM

I know a guy who used to have beers in his backyard. It was really bad news for him though because a couple days later that same guy got caught in the gears of a turbine. It mashed him to smitherenes. They decided to have an open casket funeral too. I actually threw up at the wake, because he looked like a mash of ground hamburger with a toupee. If I were you, I'd call Beer Control immediately and stay away from all farms and factories or anthing or anybody that says anything that might remind you of a farm or factory... You just can't be too careful when it comes to your health. I've already gone to the trouble of calling some people that can get a you a full body kevlar suit to help protect you from such things as combine gears... Good luck, and if you need anything send me a PM. Just be sure and put the code word in the subject heading of the PM. I don't open up strange PMs without the code word...

OK, I'm gonna give the codeword now. Only look at the bottom of this message if you are bunnytrdr.

The code word is "Bass-gasket"

04-13-2005, 04:55 PM
Calcountry Shoot the tube Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $7527870	I think there might be beers in my backyard Whats a poor SOB like me to do with such a prospect as this. Do I, A)Call the authorities and report the missing beer, hoping that someone may claim it. B)Leave it alone, you never know when a beer might be made angry and it will foam all over you. or maybe its C) DRINK IT IMMEDIATELY. Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated since I have moved on to fine whiskeys as my adult beverage of choice, I DON"T know what to do??
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04-13-2005, 04:59 PM	#2
BN 2/9 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Have a planet party!
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04-13-2005, 05:01 PM	#3
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04-13-2005, 06:56 PM	#4
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	I left it there, you can have it to do as you please.
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04-13-2005, 07:04 PM	#5
mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	I know a guy who used to have beers in his backyard. It was really bad news for him though because a couple days later that same guy got caught in the gears of a turbine. It mashed him to smitherenes. They decided to have an open casket funeral too. I actually threw up at the wake, because he looked like a mash of ground hamburger with a toupee. If I were you, I'd call Beer Control immediately and stay away from all farms and factories or anthing or anybody that says anything that might remind you of a farm or factory... You just can't be too careful when it comes to your health. I've already gone to the trouble of calling some people that can get a you a full body kevlar suit to help protect you from such things as combine gears... Good luck, and if you need anything send me a PM. Just be sure and put the code word in the subject heading of the PM. I don't open up strange PMs without the code word... OK, I'm gonna give the codeword now. Only look at the bottom of this message if you are bunnytrdr. The code word is "Bass-gasket"
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