Ruthless Reviews - **** the NFL Draft

**Reaper16** · 08-18-2006, 12:15 AM

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/revie...nfl_draft.html

A pick by pick review of the 06 draft's 1st round. Just posted a few days ago. Some pretty funny material present.

greg63 · 08-18-2006, 12:21 AM

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20. Kansas City Chiefs
Tamba Hall - DE - Penn State

He's better than Mario Williams. Why? He played for Joe Pa. That man churns out quality defensive players like you and I drop turds in the morning: with regularity. Bank it.

Discuss Thrower · 08-18-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Whoever

20. Kansas City Chiefs
Tamba Hall - DE - Penn State

He's better than Mario Williams. Why? He played for Joe Pa. That man churns out quality defensive players like you and I drop turds in the morning: with regularity. Bank it.

In regards to the guy who wrote this:

**Reaper16** · 08-18-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988

In regards to the guy who wrote this:

Well, he's a USC homer from Cali. Nothing else he's written suggests Pen St homerism.

Demonpenz · 08-18-2006, 12:43 AM

hey psychsis! 27. Carolina Panthers
D'Angelo Williams - RB - Memphis

Guess who ran for 1,959 yards? Guess who scored 18 touchdowns? Guess who is going to butt**** teams in the NFC South for the next six years, barring injury?

NJ Chief Fan · 08-18-2006, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Well, he's a USC homer from Cali. Nothing else he's written suggests Pen St homerism.

10. Arizona Cardinals
Matt Leinart - QB - USC

After Detroit passed on Leinart, it's been reported that Dennis Green immediately called his favorite pimp and had three high school girls sent to his room for a party later that evening. The cocaine was laid out, the champagne was flowing, the dollar bills were flying and this is all in time for the opening of a new stadium in the desert. I am no fan of USC,

Ultra Peanut · 08-18-2006, 01:54 AM

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27. Carolina Panthers
D'Angelo Williams - RB - Memphis

Guess who ran for 1,959 yards? Guess who scored 18 touchdowns? Guess who is going to butt**** teams in the NFC South for the next six years, barring injury?

I'm convinced. This guy knows his stuff.

**banyon** · 08-18-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I'm convinced. This guy knows his stuff.

This guy says he's a big fan of Lou Saban.

...um I guess not that big a fan, since that's not his name.

Garcia Bronco · 08-18-2006, 02:24 PM

11. Denver Broncos (from St. Louis Rams)
Jay Cutler - QB - Vanderbilt

Ever since they won the Super Bowl, the Rams have found a way to **** up their draft. They have not drafted a Pro Bowl caliber player since 1999 when they went and got Tory Holt with the number six pick out of NC State. Then, with Jay Cutler on the board and Marc Bulger rehabbing from another injury, they trade this extremely valuable pick to the Donkos for a crackwhore from the Motel 6 on Colorado Blvd. and Colfax, a gay hustler from Cheesman Park, a bag of shitty cocaine cut with Borax and the 15th pick in the draft. The Donkos then draft Cutler, a guy with a rifle for an arm, good moxy in the pocket and enough smarts to actually graduate from Vanderbilt without the athletic scholarship if he needed to. The biggest clue with this kid is not just that he routinely eviscerated SEC defenses while protected by a threadbare line and limited talent at the skill positions, but that he was so ****ing calm during the draft. While Leinart, whom I like, looked like he was going to cry from disappointment, Cutler sat on his couch as if he had just gotten blown by three porn stars comfortable knowing that wherever he goes, he is going to start sooner rather than later. He may just get that chance since Jake Plummer's moustache is currently keeping the quarterback chair warm.

Molitoth · 08-18-2006, 03:03 PM

Whether or not the critic is wrong or right this season, that review made for a great entertaining read.

08-18-2006, 12:15 AM
Reaper16 Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dystopia Casino cash: $10017397	Ruthless Reviews - the NFL Draft http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/revie...nfl_draft.html A pick by pick review of the 06 draft's 1st round. Just posted a few days ago. Some pretty funny material present.
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08-18-2006, 12:43 AM	#5
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-223864	hey psychsis! 27. Carolina Panthers D'Angelo Williams - RB - Memphis Guess who ran for 1,959 yards? Guess who scored 18 touchdowns? Guess who is going to butt**** teams in the NFC South for the next six years, barring injury? __________________
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08-18-2006, 02:24 PM	#9
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $1853136	11. Denver Broncos (from St. Louis Rams) Jay Cutler - QB - Vanderbilt Ever since they won the Super Bowl, the Rams have found a way to ** up their draft. They have not drafted a Pro Bowl caliber player since 1999 when they went and got Tory Holt with the number six pick out of NC State. Then, with Jay Cutler on the board and Marc Bulger rehabbing from another injury, they trade this extremely valuable pick to the Donkos for a crackwhore from the Motel 6 on Colorado Blvd. and Colfax, a gay hustler from Cheesman Park, a bag of shitty cocaine cut with Borax and the 15th pick in the draft. The Donkos then draft Cutler, a guy with a rifle for an arm, good moxy in the pocket and enough smarts to actually graduate from Vanderbilt without the athletic scholarship if he needed to. The biggest clue with this kid is not just that he routinely eviscerated SEC defenses while protected by a threadbare line and limited talent at the skill positions, but that he was so **ing calm during the draft. While Leinart, whom I like, looked like he was going to cry from disappointment, Cutler sat on his couch as if he had just gotten blown by three porn stars comfortable knowing that wherever he goes, he is going to start sooner rather than later. He may just get that chance since Jake Plummer's moustache is currently keeping the quarterback chair warm.
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08-18-2006, 03:03 PM	#10
Molitoth Mahomes Fanboi Join Date: Apr 2004 Casino cash: $244969	Whether or not the critic is wrong or right this season, that review made for a great entertaining read.
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