Beware of Angry Asian Girlfriends

**CosmicPal** · 02-13-2005, 08:23 PM

Well, I just woke up from three days of partying that started Thursday night and culminated with last night's fiasco. My head hurts and my body aches for reasons other than the abuse of alcohol.

Some of you may recall my short-lived post regarding a date with a hot Asian chick I met a couple of weeks ago. Well, she's been nothing short of a spectacular, and quite honestly, some of the best damn sex I've ever had.

Well, last week, I get a call from an old girlfriend in KC. Turns out she's now divorced and some of her guy pals are coming for the weekend to do some skiing up in Vail. She wanted to know if I would like to hook up with her as she just wanted to hang in Denver and let the guys go skiing. I said, "Sure, we'll definately have to get together."

Anyways, so I tell my Ninja bed-buddy I'll be out of town this weekend and for her to make other plans. She was cool with that. My ex-girlfriend and I go out last night and we hooked up for some late afternoon drinking and catching-up. With the night still young, I suggest we go back to my place for some wine and some TV. She accepts my invitation, and so we go back to my place.

When I walk into my house- there's my Ninja boyfriend beater on the couch. She gets up and starts screaming at me in her poor English. It was like an intolerably bad Japenese film. I was shocked 'cause she doesn't have the keys to my house, and I didn't know if she had broken in or what. Needless to say, she's pissed. During her act of screaming at me, I try to calm her down and tell her that the female on my right arm happens to be an old friend from out of town. Well, my Ninja baby didn't by that and before I could say, "OH, s..." I hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Within say, .08 seconds, my Ninja lover sent a furry of arms and legs at me. She killed CosmicPal. I was in some great deal of pain- writhing on my own living room floor watching the feet of the best sex stomp out my front door.

Of course, none of this went over well with my ex-girlfriend. So, she called a cab while I polished off a bottle of wine myself with an ice pack to my groin. I'm awake now. I screwed up again.

Hammock Parties · 02-13-2005, 08:25 PM

Exclamation: Holy shit!

**Rain Man** · 02-13-2005, 08:27 PM

Can you add a catfight element to this story? You're already halfway there.

Eleazar · 02-13-2005, 08:29 PM

Yeah, the chicks actually need to start fighting. It would help if they were in their underwear too.

**CosmicPal** · 02-13-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Can you add a catfight element to this story? You're already halfway there.

I really wish it had been a catfight- she should have gone Ninja on my ex-girlfriend. But, that wouldn't have been right.

Amnorix · 02-13-2005, 08:32 PM

Rep just for admitting all this.

memyselfI · 02-13-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Within say, .08 seconds, my Ninja lover sent a furry of arms and legs at me. She killed CosmicPal. I was in some great deal of pain- writhing on my own living room floor watching the feet of the best sex stomp out my front door.

**CosmicPal** · 02-13-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI

Ironic....just like out of the movie.

My roommate and his girlfriend were leaving for the night when she came to the door last night. They both like her, and I was pissed to find out that they just let her in. But, I don't blame them 'cause I told them I doubt very much if I were to bring my ex back to our place, and I doubt that I would want to do anything with her. But, I was wrong...

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-13-2005, 08:42 PM

this thread is worthless without pics (of the chicks)

digi2fish · 02-13-2005, 08:43 PM

well, not every asian girl knows this kinda ninja-martial skill.
you just picked a wrong girl.

DanT · 02-13-2005, 08:44 PM

You should have just explained to your girlfriend that the reason why you brought the other girl over to your place was that you wanted to drink wine with the other girl and watch TV with the other girl.

That way you'd have increased the chances of getting even more of the asskicking you were entitled to.

**CosmicPal** · 02-13-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

this thread is worthless without pics (of the chicks)

We'll have to see. I've got to try and talk to her in to forgiving me for my ignorance last night. But, if she doesn't- and continues to go Ninja on me- I can always post the pics I have of her....In the meantime, that ain't going to happen.

**CosmicPal** · 02-13-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanT

You should have just explained to your girlfriend that the reason why you brought the other girl over to your place was that you wanted to drink wine with the other girl and watch TV with the other girl.

That way you'd have increased the chances of getting even more of the asskicking you were entitled to.

I would have LOVED to. But, she went ballistic on me as soon as I walked in- just the mere sight of her screaming at me was scary enough to keep me quiet and in shock.

philfree · 02-13-2005, 08:52 PM

Hot in the bed hot in the head! Just think she could of beaten up your ex and made you her bitch. You're lucky she left

PhilFree

DanT · 02-13-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I would have LOVED to. But, she went ballistic on me as soon as I walked in- just the mere sight of her screaming at me was scary enough to keep me quiet and in shock.

Lucky for you she didn't give you the chance to provoke her further by telling her the "drink wine and WINK-WINK watch TV" thing.

02-13-2005, 08:23 PM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Beware of Angry Asian Girlfriends Well, I just woke up from three days of partying that started Thursday night and culminated with last night's fiasco. My head hurts and my body aches for reasons other than the abuse of alcohol. Some of you may recall my short-lived post regarding a date with a hot Asian chick I met a couple of weeks ago. Well, she's been nothing short of a spectacular, and quite honestly, some of the best damn sex I've ever had. Well, last week, I get a call from an old girlfriend in KC. Turns out she's now divorced and some of her guy pals are coming for the weekend to do some skiing up in Vail. She wanted to know if I would like to hook up with her as she just wanted to hang in Denver and let the guys go skiing. I said, "Sure, we'll definately have to get together." Anyways, so I tell my Ninja bed-buddy I'll be out of town this weekend and for her to make other plans. She was cool with that. My ex-girlfriend and I go out last night and we hooked up for some late afternoon drinking and catching-up. With the night still young, I suggest we go back to my place for some wine and some TV. She accepts my invitation, and so we go back to my place. When I walk into my house- there's my Ninja boyfriend beater on the couch. She gets up and starts screaming at me in her poor English. It was like an intolerably bad Japenese film. I was shocked 'cause she doesn't have the keys to my house, and I didn't know if she had broken in or what. Needless to say, she's pissed. During her act of screaming at me, I try to calm her down and tell her that the female on my right arm happens to be an old friend from out of town. Well, my Ninja baby didn't by that and before I could say, "OH, s..." I hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Within say, .08 seconds, my Ninja lover sent a furry of arms and legs at me. She killed CosmicPal. I was in some great deal of pain- writhing on my own living room floor watching the feet of the best sex stomp out my front door. Of course, none of this went over well with my ex-girlfriend. So, she called a cab while I polished off a bottle of wine myself with an ice pack to my groin. I'm awake now. I screwed up again.
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