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Old 09-06-2012, 06:53 PM  
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Excuses to get out of work every Sunday for the next 17 weeks...
I had a heartattack
My car broke down
Its my new religious holiday
I thought today was Monday
Im waiting in line for the new iPhone
Ive been kidnapped
My 11 year old son stole our car
My house burned down
Ive been legitimately raped
Sushi gave me food poisoning
I have to vote
My PTSD is kicking in
Im waiting in line for the new Motorola phone
Jury duty is on Sundays now, dontcha know?
I ran out of gas and the gas station ran out of gas and I tried syphoning gas from my neighbor and he caught me and now I have to mow his lawn. But Im using his gas.
The Mayans told me the end of world was happening so Ive been in my bunker all day
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Old 09-06-2012, 06:58 PM   #2
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back when i worked at a major hardware store, i told them ic ouldnt work sundays because i had a sunday job tinting windows on cars. It worked, my good friend had a business tinting windows, so my alibi was rock solid. haha Anyways, i got hired and never had to work sundays while everyone else did. it was great. I also did say i will work the other 6 day whenever they needed me too.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:00 PM   #3
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:04 PM   #4
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Find a gig at another fast food joint, where they don't make you work Sunday's?
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:08 PM   #5
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back when i worked at a major hardware store, i told them ic ouldnt work sundays because i had a sunday job tinting windows on cars. It worked, my good friend had a business tinting windows, so my alibi was rock solid. haha Anyways, i got hired and never had to work sundays while everyone else did. it was great. I also did say i will work the other 6 day whenever they needed me too.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:08 PM   #6
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I am a man of Christ, and working Sundays is against my religion.
I put that on there
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:10 PM   #7
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I don't work on Shabbos.


This one might actually work, especially if your bosses are Big Lebowski fans.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:11 PM   #8
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I don't work on Shabbos.


This one might actually work, especially if your bosses are Big Lebowski fans.
I'm not orthodox Jew or anything but I think that would only work if I wanted to watch college football
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:20 PM   #9
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Chick Fila. Those lazy bastards are always closed on Sundays.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:22 PM   #10
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Find a gig at another fast food joint, where they don't make you work Sunday's?
I was going to say get a real job that does not require to work on weekends.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:22 PM   #11
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Chick Fila. Those lazy bastards are always closed on Sundays.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:23 PM   #12
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I was going to say get a real job that does not require to work on weekends.
A "real job"?
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:24 PM   #13
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I was going to say get a real job that does not require to work on weekends.
That would work too.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:31 PM   #14
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