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Old 01-04-2008, 10:14 PM  
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Don't know if it has been posted but here it is.....

I thought that this would be a good time for some lighter reading material around here. How about a Bob thread? We haven't had one in awhile (thankfully).

So now its time to look back on the silly things that our banned puff-ball predicted at the beginning of the year. Mostly wrong, occasionally right and always hilarious, here are the highlights of the Mane's favorite banned troll.


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I can see the Chiefs sweeping Denver. By the time we get to Denver, your team might be the laughingstock of the league on defense. Larry is usually dominating the league, rolling up 150 yards a week by that point, so he could really dominate you. KC's win at Arrrowhead is a lock.

We open with further evidence that whatever Boob predicts, usually the opposite will happen. He was right about our defense sucking, though. Give credit where credit is due.


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LJ really picks it up in the season's second half. He had several 100-yard games in a row last year and the year before. Most of those were probably 150-yard outings. He's going to own your defense this year. I predict at least one 200-yard game.

LJ's second half of the season consisted of counting his money and eating cheese doodles.

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Larry Johnson will have more rushing yards than all the Bronco running backs combined.

Yes, he really said this.

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The Chiefs will win at LEAST five games at home alone.




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Herm's going to be here for at least 7 or 8 seasons.

Please oh please let this be so.


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Our offense is in much better shape than it was a year ago. There's no question.

Just in case some of you have been living in a hole, the 2006 Chiefs offense was ranked 16th in the league. The 2007 offense was ranked 31st in points scored and 29th in yards.


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The way I see it the Chiefs and Broncos are in the same boat on offense...both are trying to rebuild. Denver has the edge in coaching, the Chiefs have the edge in talent.

For all our woes, Denver is light years ahead of the Chiefs offensively. We are better than them at every position.


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Heh...you(Kaylore) actually pimped Brandon Stokely and Rod Smith....they might combine for 500 yards of offense...maybe...

Stokley had 635 yards of offense all by his lonesome.


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The Chiefs have far more talented receivers down the depth chart. And neither (Stokley or Smith) would challenge for a starting position here.




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Herm is basically a genius. That's all you need to know.
2005 - no playoffs
2006 - playoffs!
2007 - playoffs!





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WE ARE COMING TO END YOUR SEASON, DONKS!!!




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The Titans don't impress me. Vince Young will come into Arrowhead and throw us 3 or 4 balls...game over.

Titans 26 - KC 17. Vince Young threw no interceptions.


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If the Titans beat us in Arrowhead I will....do something outrageous. Seriously. That would disgust me. My world will be shattered if the Titans beat us.

Bob continued to spam his board with fantasies of copulation with Carrie Underwood in an effort to make good on his promise.


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Cutler is our b****!

Cutler has never lost to the Chiefs as a starter, and his QB rating against them 108.6

Overall I'd say that he didn't do too bad (for Bob). It's not as fun without him here to eat crow but still funny.

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Old 01-04-2008, 10:15 PM   #2
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:15 PM   #3
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:16 PM   #4
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:16 PM   #5
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:17 PM   #6
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Now THAT's ****ing funny right there.

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Old 01-04-2008, 10:20 PM   #7
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:21 PM   #8
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:22 PM   #9
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His threads are still better than petegz28's.

By a landslide.
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:33 PM   #10
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:45 PM   #11
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:45 PM   #12
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:50 PM   #14
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That's an actual thread going on over at the Mane right now. Courtesy of Kaylore, who's always seemed downright crazy to me. He/she has had an obsession with Clay for a loooooong time. I think it's a she, and I think she wants to smile like a doughnut for Goatse. Matter of fact, she's posed and put it on teh intraweb. Here, see?
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:53 PM   #15
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Ok, that's bad, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. Terrible, in fact. I'll thank you very much never to post that again.

But, I'm confused. I thought Mr. BreakingWind was a faider fan, no? What's all this about the goats?

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