Life know how i know the world is gettin smaller?

MOhillbilly · 06-29-2009, 08:32 AM

Ive been going to the same fishing hole for almost 20 years. Its a nice hole of water, big bass,big crawdads and clean. Its hinda off the beaten path and if you arent a river rat chances are youd never find it.
So the kids,woman and i skin out early sat. get down to the river not a soul to be seen.
It was great till about 1pm then people started to show up, fat hippies,long hairs, wiggers, an epic conflagration of inhumanity poured in.
A one armed woman even.
Now i havent told more than 5 people where this place is since i found it....hope they dont know about the better hole on down...FTW.

Crashride · 06-29-2009, 08:33 AM

Did ya catch anything?

jidar · 06-29-2009, 08:34 AM

sometimes it seems like every lake in North America is being fished dry. Its harder and harder to catch a large mouth these days..

seclark · 06-29-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

A one armed woman even.

was she paddling her canoe in circles?
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MOhillbilly · 06-29-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Crashride

Did ya catch anything?

Just a sun burn and a buzz.

MOhillbilly · 06-29-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

was she paddling her canoe in circles?
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NOpe. but i wondered how she tied her shirt up with one hand. The worst part was the fat hippies(chicks) had a ****in dog that barked the whole time. But on the upside one of them fell down a river shoal and rolled acouple times.

Katipan · 06-29-2009, 08:44 AM

What did the wigger do?

DMAC · 06-29-2009, 08:44 AM

I hear ya, man.

I went to the Jack's Fork on Saturday, and there was a group of about 10 Asian kids who had empty canoes, big smiles, and no clue.

Crashride · 06-29-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Just a sun burn and a buzz.

I cant even catch anything on these charter boats i keep paying for.

wild1 · 06-29-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

I hear ya, man.

I went to the Jack's Fork on Saturday, and there was a group of about 10 Asian kids who had empty canoes, big smiles, and no clue.

Used to be nice years back. but it's nothing but throngs of college students pitching beer cans and cigarette butts in the river. there's another one down there that's better but i can't remember the name and am not in the area anymore so haven't been in years.

MOhillbilly · 06-29-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Crashride

I cant even catch anything on these charter boats i keep paying for.

Miss virginia- new port richey. its about 50 for a day. Ive always caught plenty of fish.

http://missvirginiadeepseafishing.com/

DMAC · 06-29-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1

Used to be nice years back. but it's nothing but throngs of college students pitching beer cans and cigarette butts in the river. there's another one down there that's better but i can't remember the name and am not in the area anymore so haven't been in years.

Eleven Point

MOhillbilly · 06-29-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

What did the wigger do?

ran around with another wigger. they were with the one armed girl and her friend. Her friend took it upon herself to tell us her life story. how her family were drunks blah blah blah.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-29-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Crashride

Did ya catch anything?

Sounds like he fished some poor woman's arm out of the muck.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-29-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

ran around with another wigger. they were with the one armed girl and her friend. Her friend took it upon herself to tell us her life story. how her family were drunks blah blah blah.

I never understood why people do that. As if anyone gives a shit.

06-29-2009, 08:32 AM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	know how i know the world is gettin smaller? Ive been going to the same fishing hole for almost 20 years. Its a nice hole of water, big bass,big crawdads and clean. Its hinda off the beaten path and if you arent a river rat chances are youd never find it. So the kids,woman and i skin out early sat. get down to the river not a soul to be seen. It was great till about 1pm then people started to show up, fat hippies,long hairs, wiggers, an epic conflagration of inhumanity poured in. A one armed woman even. Now i havent told more than 5 people where this place is since i found it....hope they dont know about the better hole on down...FTW.
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06-29-2009, 08:33 AM	#2
Crashride We got DANCERS in tampa Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Did ya catch anything?
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jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	sometimes it seems like every lake in North America is being fished dry. Its harder and harder to catch a large mouth these days..
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06-29-2009, 08:44 AM	#7
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-909649	What did the wigger do? __________________ "Loving him is red."
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DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	I hear ya, man. I went to the Jack's Fork on Saturday, and there was a group of about 10 Asian kids who had empty canoes, big smiles, and no clue.
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