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Old 07-19-2005, 02:46 AM   Topic Starter
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Male or Female?
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to
you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example....

Ziploc Bags =
Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier =
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire =
Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon =
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges =
Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page =
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway =
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass =
Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer =
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control =
Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:39 PM   #3
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:32 PM   #4
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OK, now I see what you mean by obscure thread bumps. jeez
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:36 PM   #5
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OK, now I see what you mean by obscure thread bumps. jeez
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:33 PM   #6
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:35 PM   #7
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wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:36 PM   #8
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wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....
I actually remember this thread too. heh
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:23 AM   #9
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wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....
I didn't have my legendary status yet.
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:50 PM   #10
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:07 AM   #11
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:26 AM   #12
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