best Tiger Woods joke

[Fritz88]

A man and his wife are on their honeymoon, and are going to consummate the marriage.

The wife says: "Honey, i have something to tell you. I am not a virgin."

Man: "Well, that's not the end of the world in these modern times..."

Woman: "There's something else; the man I was with was Tiger Woods."

Man:"Well, that's understandable. Let's get down to business."

They make love

The man gets up and walks to the phone

Woman: "What are you doing?"

"Calling room service. I'm kind of hungry."

"That's not what Tiger would do."

"What would Tiger do?"

"He would make love to me again."

The man shrugs and comes back to bed and they make love again.

Again he walks to the phone, and again she tells him that is not what Tiger would do.

They make love yet again.

After making love the third time, the man is tired; he walks to the phone and she says:

"Are you calling room service?" to which the man replies,

"No, I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what par this hole is.