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Old 03-12-2010, 08:48 PM  
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Don't Shave your Vag and Drive.

She's a charmer!

One day after being convicted of a DUI with a prior, Megan Barnes caused a car crash as she proceeded to shave her vagina behind the wheel on Tuesday.

LOLz!

Not only had her driver’s license been revoked for five years, but she is required to have a Breathalyzer ignition on any vehicle she drives as part of her nine months probation.

Despite the legal matters, she just wanted to “be ready” to meet her boyfriend on the way to Key West so she had a passenger hold the wheel while she went "downtown."

Barnes could face up to a year in prison and luckily, the people she struck were only treated for minor injuries.

We can't figure out which part is worse: the passenger who decided to hold the wheel or taking a razor to your genitals in a moving vehicle?!

Both are equally HIGHlarious!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...76-504083.html
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:49 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #3
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I'll bet anything that the passenger was her ex-husband.
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:56 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:57 PM   #5
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I'll bet anything that the passenger was her ex-husband.
You were supposed to say "E".
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:59 PM   #6
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:18 PM   #7
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How in the hell can someone who looks like that have a boyfriend?

Wait. She's shaving her cooter in public. I don't want to know what kind of guy that attracts.
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:24 PM   #8
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:25 PM   #9
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:46 PM   #10
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i shave my balls and drive.
I could help you if you want so you don't have to do both. That's dangerous.
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:07 PM   #11
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You'll shave his balls while he drives?
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:08 PM   #12
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Or the other way around. I'm down for whatever. I just don't want to see another person go to jail.
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Old 03-13-2010, 01:33 AM   #15
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