Misc Received a marriage proposal yesterday

Skyy God · 07-07-2010, 08:51 AM

Wonder if she's hot.

Dearest Friend,

I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me.

I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed.

Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com

I will be waiting to hear from you,

With Love

Sarah Smith

**bevischief** · 07-07-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pittsie

Wonder if she's hot.

Dearest Friend,

I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me.

I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed.

Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com

I will be waiting to hear from you,

With Love

Sarah Smith

Have you responded yet?

BigCatDaddy · 07-07-2010, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pittsie

Wonder if she's hot.

Dearest Friend,

I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me.

I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed.

Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com

I will be waiting to hear from you,

With Love

Sarah Smith

She is. Just ask for a picture.

**Iowanian** · 07-07-2010, 09:16 AM

Dear Sarah,

I need to know that you're a team player and that your lady garden is well maintained. Please take a shower, a shitload of valtrex and come on over so my friends and I can
get to know you and make sure you'll be able to handle the business end of our business end.

seclark · 07-07-2010, 09:20 AM

too late, bitches...i responded to sarah and we will be wed next tuesday.
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p.s. do any of you know how much Ј50,700,000.00 is in u.s. dollars? tia

**Iowanian** · 07-07-2010, 09:22 AM

Dear Sarah,

Come for your interview. Bring cut off shorts because you're going to be doing some noodlin'. I need to know you can provide for us.

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seclark · 07-07-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Dear Sarah,

Come for your interview. Bring cut off shorts because you're going to be doing some noodlin'. I need to know you can provide for us.

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tis the season

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Great Expectations · 07-07-2010, 09:27 AM

I graduated hs w Sarah smith, no idea she had that much money.

**Iowanian** · 07-07-2010, 09:29 AM

I dated 3 Sarah's over the years and if any of them were as stingy with money as they were with the pink sleeve, they could have that much saved up.

Hydrae · 07-07-2010, 09:32 AM

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no one is left to guild me.

I'll guild her.

GoHuge · 07-07-2010, 09:32 AM

Yeah that sounds like a legit deal!! She seems extremely intelligent too.

Ask her why she has picked you for this grand adventure.

Frazod · 07-07-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

too late, bitches...i responded to sarah and we will be wed next tuesday.
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p.s. do any of you know how much Ј50,700,000.00 is in u.s. dollars? tia

Less than you might think.

**luv** · 07-07-2010, 09:39 AM

Damn, you guys are onto me.

Skyy God · 07-07-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

Have you responded yet?

Nah, still contemplating how much to ask for as a dowry. I guess that would vary depending on her looks/personality.

tooge · 07-07-2010, 10:56 AM

Dear Sarah. If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?

07-07-2010, 08:51 AM
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	Received a marriage proposal yesterday Wonder if she's hot. Dearest Friend, I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me. I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed. Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com I will be waiting to hear from you, With Love Sarah Smith
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07-07-2010, 09:16 AM	#4
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	Dear Sarah, I need to know that you're a team player and that your lady garden is well maintained. Please take a shower, a shitload of valtrex and come on over so my friends and I can get to know you and make sure you'll be able to handle the business end of our business end.
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07-07-2010, 09:20 AM	#5
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	too late, bitches...i responded to sarah and we will be wed next tuesday. sec p.s. do any of you know how much Ј50,700,000.00 is in u.s. dollars? tia __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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07-07-2010, 09:22 AM	#6
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	Dear Sarah, Come for your interview. Bring cut off shorts because you're going to be doing some noodlin'. I need to know you can provide for us. sec
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07-07-2010, 09:27 AM	#8
Great Expectations MVP Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Joplin, MO Casino cash: $10892338	I graduated hs w Sarah smith, no idea she had that much money.
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07-07-2010, 09:29 AM	#9
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	I dated 3 Sarah's over the years and if any of them were as stingy with money as they were with the pink sleeve, they could have that much saved up.
Posts: 62,924

07-07-2010, 09:32 AM	#11
GoHuge The Truth Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10006072	Yeah that sounds like a legit deal!! She seems extremely intelligent too. Ask her why she has picked you for this grand adventure.
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07-07-2010, 09:39 AM	#13
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1170000	Damn, you guys are onto me.
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07-07-2010, 10:56 AM	#15
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $804112	Dear Sarah. If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?
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