News Bamboo Stick Impales 13-Year-Old Playing Ninja

4th and Long · 07-20-2011, 02:50 PM

Dez Heal, 13, of Lynchburg, Va., was rushed to the hospital with a bamboo stick impaled his neck.

Dez had been playing a Ninja game with friends and "decided to put the bamboo stick in the back of my shirt," he told ABC affiliate WSET-TV.

"I guess when he jumped, the stick must have went forward," Nicholas Blencowe, Dez's friend and Ninja partner, told the station. "And when he hit the ground, the stick went in his neck."

Squeemishly NSFW photo in link. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/bamboo-...ry?id=14116225

seclark · 07-20-2011, 02:52 PM

damn.
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Pants · 07-20-2011, 02:56 PM

Dude's gonna have a kick ass scar now. Chicks love dudes with scars.

Dayze · 07-20-2011, 02:57 PM

We should outlaw bamboo. Guns don't hurt people, bamboo hurts people.

MOhillbilly · 07-20-2011, 02:57 PM

what he gets for stickin his neck out for a friend.

**RealSNR** · 07-20-2011, 02:58 PM

Kid sounds like a pain in the neck

4th and Long · 07-20-2011, 02:59 PM

Danielson, ... best way to avoid bamboo shoot ...

... not be there!

Better to be some place safer, ... more soft.

Can still put eye out but hey, ... who care!!!?

**OnTheWarpath15** · 07-20-2011, 03:01 PM

Another one of those times where God is about to put a little chlorine in the gene pool, and the phone rings.

LET THE MACHINE PICK IT UP, DAMMIT!

Sofa King · 07-20-2011, 03:03 PM

He's been bamboozled!

4th and Long · 07-20-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Another one of those times where God is about to put a little chlorine in the gene pool, and the phone rings.

LET THE MACHINE PICK IT UP, DAMMIT!

God: (unscrewing lid on chlorine bottle) Just a little dab should do the trick and ...

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*

God: Well, .... shoot!

Pants · 07-20-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Another one of those times where God is about to put a little chlorine in the gene pool, and the phone rings.

LET THE MACHINE PICK IT UP, DAMMIT!

DMAC · 07-20-2011, 03:23 PM

Ninja feel no pain...watch Spongebob.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 07-20-2011, 03:34 PM

He cried less than the kid who didn't get the foul ball.

Oh and holy hell!

WV · 07-20-2011, 04:27 PM

I've heard of shoving a stick up your ass, but damn those kids play for reelz!

**Rain Man** · 07-20-2011, 04:27 PM

Was it really a bamboo stick, or was it a ninja disguised as a bamboo stick? One must wonder.

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