***Official Emmitt Smiff Mok Draft Fred***

CaliforniaChief · 04-21-2011, 08:30 AM

These guys slay me.

http://walterfootball.com/draft2011emmitt.php

Kansas City Chiefs: Marcus Pouncey, G, Florida
If it were up to me, Marcus Pouncey would be the first entire pick in the entire mock draft. First of all, Marcus Pouncey from the University of Florida State, go gata. And third of all, Marcus Pouncey have a brother in the National Conference of Football who name Marcus Pouncey. And he not just his brother - he is twin brother, which mean they exactly the same person, but different.

A long time ago, some scientist or dentist do a comparison of twin, and he learn that they can read each other's mines, almost like they have the telephone ability. Marcus Pouncey is his brother creeper, so he learn all the trick of the trade when it come down to playin' football in the professionals. And he learn all the trick of the trade usin' the telephone ability!

Sofa King · 04-21-2011, 08:39 AM

Heh. He has Cam Newton going 3 times.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2011, 08:50 AM

The author really does a good job with the language. It really does sound like Emmitt Smif.

**Reaper16** · 04-21-2011, 11:30 AM

I look forward to this every year. Great stuff.

**Easy 6** · 04-21-2011, 11:42 AM

Oh, this is ****ing beautiful, why am i just now hearing of this?

Havent even finished it yet & i'm crying, like the leadoff statement for the Cardinals... 'only two things are certain, Death & Texas'

**the Talking Can** · 04-21-2011, 12:36 PM

mok draft fred

solid

Bewbies · 04-21-2011, 02:09 PM

Great work.

04-21-2011, 08:30 AM
CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10695899	*Official Emmitt Smiff Mok Draft Fred* These guys slay me. http://walterfootball.com/draft2011emmitt.php Kansas City Chiefs: Marcus Pouncey, G, Florida If it were up to me, Marcus Pouncey would be the first entire pick in the entire mock draft. First of all, Marcus Pouncey from the University of Florida State, go gata. And third of all, Marcus Pouncey have a brother in the National Conference of Football who name Marcus Pouncey. And he not just his brother - he is twin brother, which mean they exactly the same person, but different. A long time ago, some scientist or dentist do a comparison of twin, and he learn that they can read each other's mines, almost like they have the telephone ability. Marcus Pouncey is his brother creeper, so he learn all the trick of the trade when it come down to playin' football in the professionals. And he learn all the trick of the trade usin' the telephone ability!
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04-21-2011, 08:39 AM	#2
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-210000 VARSITY	Heh. He has Cam Newton going 3 times.
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04-21-2011, 08:50 AM	#3
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	The author really does a good job with the language. It really does sound like Emmitt Smif. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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04-21-2011, 11:42 AM	#5
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $37775	Oh, this is ****ing beautiful, why am i just now hearing of this? Havent even finished it yet & i'm crying, like the leadoff statement for the Cardinals... 'only two things are certain, Death & Texas'
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the Talking Can Supporter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: street Casino cash: $9372208	mok draft fred solid __________________ Clark Hunt: "Thank god for the Dominican pool boy"
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04-21-2011, 02:09 PM	#7
Bewbies Ith Fuhtbawl Time Join Date: Apr 2010 Casino cash: $9999900	Great work.
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