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Old 06-03-2011, 11:43 AM  
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A Kansas City man is facing his second sex crime charge in less than a month. Police suspect 26-year-old Mark Thomas sodomized a four-year-old girl in a hotel room.

In court documents, Thomas told police he was just a "bad tickler" and that his finger slipped.

Thomas is already in jail awaiting legal proceedings on a separate sodomy charge involving a six-year-old girl.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:47 AM   #2
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he needs to be tickled w/a sledge hammer.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:47 AM   #3
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:06 PM   #4
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:09 PM   #5
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Lets hope his cellmate in the future is a "bad tickler". Let the punishment fit the crime!
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:18 PM   #6
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Lets hope his cellmate in the future is a "bad tickler". Let the punishment fit the crime!
Now get on over here and suck your wifes dick
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:19 PM   #7
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"Sodomized" means he stuck his finger up a little girls butt, right?
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:21 PM   #8
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it means he stuck something up her butt. Finger, dick, tongue, toe, does it really matter?
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:25 PM   #9
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it means he stuck something up her butt. Finger, dick, tongue, toe, does it really matter?
I assume he stuck his finger up her butt because of the "bad tickler" defense. Man. I would beat the living crap out of that guy if it were my daughter. Maybe kill him in the process.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:30 PM   #10
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I assume he stuck his finger up her butt because of the "bad tickler" defense. Man. I would beat the living crap out of that guy if it were my daughter. Maybe kill him in the process.
You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick **** that touched them would see...
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:32 PM   #11
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You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick **** that touched them would see...
Depends on whether I had enough presence of mind to stop in time so he could still enjoy his jail time.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #12
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Depends on whether I had enough presence of mind to stop in time so he could still enjoy his jail time.
THIS x 2 - I'd like to think I'm pretty calm and level-headed but if any sicko ever touched my kids, I'd make American History X a family-friendly movie compared to what I'd do to them.
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I always thought the "Twinkie Defense" was the worst EVAH?

This one hits a new record I guess.
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:24 PM   #14
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I always thought the "Twinkie Defense" was the worst EVAH?

This one hits a new record I guess.
Twinkie Defense only works if you track down and kill a Gay co-worker.
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My kids are grown however I now have a granddaughter. On my mothers grave this shitbag never gets to jail. One way or another I would find a way to make him dead~
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