Funny Stuff The closest real life will ever come to "The Hangover"?

**DaFace** · 06-02-2011, 08:44 PM

I'm not going to post the full story, but this is the story of "The Canucks Fan Who Drove 1,000 Miles For A Game, Partied With The Owner, Drank With Beautiful Women, Nearly Died, And Got Comped For Game 5"

http://deadspin.com/5807325/the-canu...ped-for-game-5

It's not QUITE as entertaining as the movie, but it's a pretty epic story of sports fandom, luck, booze, hot women, and the results.

**Buck** · 06-02-2011, 08:56 PM

That is pretty epic.

**notorious** · 06-02-2011, 09:08 PM

That is awesome.

big nasty kcnut · 06-02-2011, 09:19 PM

That was cool.

-King- · 06-02-2011, 09:31 PM

I don't know why, but I laughed my ass off at this

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They pile me into a cab and leave Jared at the bar because he's found some kids he wants to play football with.

He just randomly found someone to play football with?

JD10367 · 06-03-2011, 04:58 AM

"A lady stops me about a mile from the hotel and asks if I am the kid wandering around in a pillowcase. I say sure. She says she has been listening to the police scanner and the cops are looking for me. I continue toward the hotel."

mikey23545 · 06-03-2011, 05:30 AM

Discuss Thrower · 06-03-2011, 09:06 AM

****ing awesome. I need to party with Canuck fans apparently.

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2011, 09:09 AM

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? I'm not that interested in the convulsions part and the wandering around in a hospital gown part and the drinking part, but the rest sounds pretty fun.

**ChiTown** · 06-03-2011, 09:19 AM

I feel like I need to puke just reading about the alcohol consumption. JFC!

DMAC · 06-03-2011, 09:23 AM

What a horrible story. They could have flown a plane with the owner and his beautiful women and got a free car but instead chose to convulse and hike 6 miles in a gown!

Fail dude.

JD10367 · 06-03-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

What a horrible story. They could have flown a plane with the owner and his beautiful women and got a free car but instead chose to convulse and hike 6 miles in a gown!

Fail dude.

Wel, obviously, his friend really didn't want to leave his car there, despite the offer of buying him a new one. The car must've been important to him. Probably a '94 Taurus with a shitty transmission.

Otter · 06-03-2011, 11:27 AM

I'm jealous

Otter · 06-03-2011, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? I'm not that interested in the convulsions part and the wandering around in a hospital gown part and the drinking part, but the rest sounds pretty fun.

They often go hand in hand

**Bob Dole** · 06-03-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Wel, obviously, his friend really didn't want to leave his car there, despite the offer of buying him a new one. The car must've been important to him. Probably a '94 Taurus with a shitty transmission.

Dude missed out on a new car and an additional built-in adventure when they drove back in the new car to pick it up.

06-02-2011, 08:44 PM
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	"A lady stops me about a mile from the hotel and asks if I am the kid wandering around in a pillowcase. I say sure. She says she has been listening to the police scanner and the cops are looking for me. I continue toward the hotel."
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06-03-2011, 09:23 AM	#11
DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	What a horrible story. They could have flown a plane with the owner and his beautiful women and got a free car but instead chose to convulse and hike 6 miles in a gown! Fail dude.
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