Life Help on Opening Line

Otter · 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM

What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?

4th and Long · 07-05-2011, 05:55 AM

Forget opening ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ...
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JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 05:56 AM

"Hi. I think you're out of my league, but I figured I'm in good shape and not bald so maybe you'd pity-**** me."

JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Forget opening (l)ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ...
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I would love to do an honest poll of women and see if "opening lines" actually work. On women with brains. Who are actually worthy of more than a one-night stand. I'd be willing to bet the answer is no.

BigRock · 07-05-2011, 05:58 AM

big nasty kcnut · 07-05-2011, 05:59 AM

Just tell her hey i'm otter you know i like you and you know since your here you want to go get a lite lunch or a latte.

Lex Luthor · 07-05-2011, 06:03 AM

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

threebag · 07-05-2011, 06:06 AM

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

Okie_Apparition · 07-05-2011, 06:26 AM

You put the shiver in my pee

Sofa King · 07-05-2011, 07:05 AM

Tell her you have over 10,000 posts on CP.

She'll melt in your mouth after that.

Spicy McHaggis · 07-05-2011, 07:05 AM

Sing it to her.

tooge · 07-05-2011, 07:08 AM

"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"

**Bwana** · 07-05-2011, 07:11 AM

It sounds like you need to get her out to do some fly fishing. Low pressure first date.

**Dave Lane** · 07-05-2011, 07:56 AM

The best first line is "Hey, whats up?"

Seriously.

Next do not be approval seeking or act like you give a shit one way or the other. Look around while you talk to her like she's not the most important thing in the room. Let her come to you.

Act like she's a dumpy short brunette, which give her time and she will be. So picture the future fat dumpy girl that you still think is kinda funny and act like you would with that girl and if you have ANY shot you will get it.

stevieray · 07-05-2011, 08:00 AM

Dave is prolly the last person you should listen to on this subject.

07-05-2011, 05:47 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-751618	Help on Opening Line What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"? She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten. Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this! So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
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07-05-2011, 05:55 AM	#2
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6494925	Forget opening ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ... Posted via Mobile Device
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07-05-2011, 05:59 AM	#6
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2059100	Just tell her hey i'm otter you know i like you and you know since your here you want to go get a lite lunch or a latte. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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07-05-2011, 07:11 AM	#13
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07-05-2011, 07:56 AM	#14
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	The best first line is "Hey, whats up?" Seriously. Next do not be approval seeking or act like you give a shit one way or the other. Look around while you talk to her like she's not the most important thing in the room. Let her come to you. Act like she's a dumpy short brunette, which give her time and she will be. So picture the future fat dumpy girl that you still think is kinda funny and act like you would with that girl and if you have ANY shot you will get it. __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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07-05-2011, 08:00 AM	#15
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