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Dave Lane 8 14.81%
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:50 AM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 25: Dave Lane vs. Detoxing

Correction: This is Match 25.


Dave Lane:

Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 82 seconds


Detoxing:

Colt .45 revolver with 6 bullets

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 30 seconds


Venue:

Ice skating rink, both of you on skates

Starting distance: 6 feet
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:53 AM   #2
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Oops. Could a mod fix this? It should be Match 25 in the title.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:54 AM   #3
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Ouch, tough one.

Ummm, I dunno, 6 feet? Don't you have to set up the civil war gun? So the revovler would get him first, right?

Dave is old and Detoxing is young, if that has anything to do with drawing weapons.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:55 AM   #4
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Yikes, this should be close.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:56 AM   #5
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A gatling gun on skates? Good luck trying to kill anybody with that. Detoxing wins an easy one.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:59 AM   #6
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At the start Detoxing dives at an angle towards Dave Lane, slides across the ice and and zaps him with the revolver.

Detoxing wins.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:59 AM   #7
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I just looked up what a gatling gun is, and if that's right, then maybe Dave does pull this off. That thing is longer than six feet so it would literally be pressed up against Toxing's face when they say go. So he has to shoot around that thing at Dave before he pulls the trigger.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:00 PM   #8
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I just looked up what a gatling gun is, and if that's right, then maybe Dave does pull this off. That thing is longer than six feet so it would literally be pressed up against Toxing's face when they say go. So he has to shoot around that thing at Dave before he pulls the trigger.
As soon as they say go.....all Detoxing has to do is dive on the ice. Dave is going to have a hell of a time trying to aim the ****ing thing. He can pretty much only shoot straight forward.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:01 PM   #9
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:02 PM   #10
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As soon as they say go.....all Detoxing has to do is dive on the ice. Dave is going to have a hell of a time trying to aim the ****ing thing. He can pretty much only shoot straight forward.
Yeah I vote toxing.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:04 PM   #11
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Recall that they are handed their weapons at Time T=0. My theory is that detoxing will be able to aim and fire faster than Dave Lane given the distance and size of the weapons. If the starting distance was across the rink I think it goes the other way, but at 6 feet I go with the pistol.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:16 PM   #12
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:17 PM   #14
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I just looked up what a gatling gun is, and if that's right, then maybe Dave does pull this off. That thing is longer than six feet so it would literally be pressed up against Toxing's face when they say go. So he has to shoot around that thing at Dave before he pulls the trigger.
I can get around it. And once I Do, Dave is a freaking sitting duck.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:19 PM   #15
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