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Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome)
![]() For release: 05-25-2013. To: All Clinic Staff ACHTUNG! WARNING! It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893 Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing: 1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10? 2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl? 3) Were you in a coma during the ***** Administration? 4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water? 5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside? 6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life? If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome). Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor. Sincerely, Sweet Daddy Hate Director of Studies ChiefsPlanet Clinic UPDATE: KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE: Direckshun Hootie Maverick The Bad Guy Dave -King- Last edited by Sweet Daddy Hate; 06-02-2013 at 08:19 AM.. |
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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I was diagnosed 6 years ago
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Kind of a mod
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What an insightful thread.
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Since 1971.
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I was livid and outspoken - but the band played on...
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Dumb. Really dumb.
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I knew you'd like it. Hell. I figued I'd throw you a bone since you were drowning in your own crapulence over in the 101.
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Been suffering from it since '82, no need to stop yet.
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In Search of a Life
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I feel like this was an unsuccessful attempt to coin a new phrase for the term True Fan that only one person outside of this thread is going to use.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I don't suffer from that.
I suffer from a bruised face from continually facepalming every move the Chiefs make, even if it's not so bad.
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I suffer* from** LJS
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Proof that some shouldn't have thread starting privileges.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I'm really expecting a lot more out of this thread. Tonight it should start to pick up. Let the alcohol consumption begin Planeteers!
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