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Old 09-25-2014, 02:25 PM  
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Doug Adams, a passenger on a Virgin Atlantic flight from Logan Airport to LAX, reportedly caused the plane to be diverted to Omaha after he was allegedly caught masturbating on board Monday. Unlike recent incidents involving public masturbation, this seems slightly more reasonable—it's a long goddamn flight. People get horny over the course of six hours.

At one point, Adams apparently attempted to exit the plane mid-flight. According to KETV, Adams was experiencing "psychopathic episodes" during the flight and was forced to be subdued by an off-duty police officer. CBS Los Angeles spoke to filmmakers Sam Slater and Paul Bernon, who were seated in front of Adams and provided a detailed account of the incident:

"'He asked if he could use the restroom, he had been mumbling about not trying to be violent, and how I don't want to be a violent person. And we're sitting in the front row, and we're both a little concerned and watching what's happening,' Slater said.

'When he came out of the bathroom, he sat back down, he was arguing with the woman next to him, said he didn't want to sit next to her,' Bernon said. 'He got back up, told the attendant he wanted her to move, and at that point they paged to see if there was a doctor on board.'

'He at that point was fidgeting and began to remove the plastic covering from the emergency exit door, and tried to pull to open the door,' Slater said."

Adams, 26, was escorted to a hospital in Nebraska for observation.
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:27 PM   #2
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:29 PM   #3
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So was the flight stopped for masturbating or for threats of violence or for attempting to exit the plane mid-flight? If he was just masturbating, maybe he wouldn't have gotten into trouble.
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:31 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:32 PM   #5
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:37 PM   #6
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:40 PM   #7
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Do people think you can open the door in flight? I mean, not that he was in his right mind, but sheesh.
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:41 PM   #8
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:47 PM   #9
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Who amongst us hasn't masturbated on a cross country flight?
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:47 PM   #10
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I think it's disrespectful not to masturbate on an airplane.
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:50 PM   #11
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Hey, you name a section of your plane the cock pit and this sort of thing is going to happen.

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Old 09-25-2014, 02:53 PM   #12
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:55 PM   #13
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:58 PM   #14
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This is all probably a misunderstanding. The stewardess said "Salted Peanuts?" and this fellow heard "Assault Penis." It happens to the best of us from time to time.
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I thought this thread was about the fatty hater
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