Everytime I do it...

[TLO]

I do it for my hood.
Everytime I do it, I do it for yo hood
Everytime I do it, I do it for they hood
It's understood, I do it for the hood

[Direckshun]

My taint smells of rich mahogany. Do women go for that?

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

My taint smells of rich mahogany. Do women go for that?

I know I sure as hell would.

[Hammock Parties]

if you are not black i must insist you edit OP

[Jim Lahey]

DGB posts on Chiefsplanet. I'll be damned.

[TimBone]

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

[ShortRoundChief]

Big Smoke

What a joke?
An impoverished rapper
who surely will croak
He got no skills
Won't make mils
Spend the rest of his days
Lonely and broke

Can't get no women
Cause he ain't got flash
Without that flash
He got no cash
No cash, no flash, no ass

Wish he'd write
in letters all white
So I don't got to read
anti-dynamite

I gave his sister a dollar
to make her hollar
I'll give him more shit
If he'd just quit

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by TimBone

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

Yeah, think he said something about no longer being so attention-seeking.

[Coochie liquor]

Big smoke in da house and he's off da chain, fresh back from laughing at the chokers on the mane. He's got a ton of game and a duffle full o swagger, got too much Botox now his lips look like Mick Jagger's. He's comin on cp to drop his dope ass rhymes, but he's all hopped up on blow and keeps peaking out the blinds. Hoping what he finds ain't a driveway full o cops, watch him high five Jim Jones while the beat drops. He's mashing up the 80s culture club and 2 live crew, because that's the type of shit that makes the lady's bootys move. He's dropping lyrical bombs on the cp fake ass rappers, then like a corn filled shit he's gonna flush ya down the crapper.

[beach tribe]

Illiteracy is so dope, yo.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

Illiteracy is so dope, yo.

Possibly the worst rhyme I've ever seen. I mean like Lil Jon bad.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Booooooooooooo

[Katipan]

Big Smoke
So big you choke.
Here. Take another toke.
Ya'll too broke?
Here have a backhand stroke.
Right across your throat.
Leave you drowning with no boat.
In my shark infested moat.
Humping bitches with no coat.
That's how dudes end up a joke.
Like mixing Molly with coke.
Blow your brain up like gun smoke.
Big Smoke.
Big Choke.
Come on baby ride it like a goat.
Eat it all on the upstroke.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Possibly the worst rhyme I've ever seen. I mean like Lil Jon bad.

http://youtu.be/xW7QpMkntxw

Can't embed from my phone. It's a real song.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by TimBone

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

I still have my off days.