ChiefsPlanet ***Official "Hey, this n00b almost doesn't suck" Thread*** - Page 8

**DaFace** · 08:32 PM

Lately, it seems like good n00bs are few and far between. Every once in a while, though, we a n00b comes around who almost doesn't suck. While the annual King of the N00bs competition highlights the best of the worst each year, it seems like we should recognize n00bs who show potential more frequently.

So, feel free to bump this thread from time to time when you notice a n00b who almost doesn't suck.

KurtCobain · 09-09-2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking

What gave him the edge over the other noobs? Was it the thread he started where he used a hateful, prejudiced word to describe a fellow poster, claimed he was leaving forever, only to beg like a bitch to be let back on a few days later?

is that the kind of stuff that wins these superficial popularity contests around here?

I've been here for five years. That might give me a slight edge over the other n00bs.

And, I wasn't really leaving. Anybody here who's not a n00b knew that. Ask DaFace. And it was in the middle of a ban, you dont know what youre talking about.

KurtCobain · 09-09-2011, 08:02 AM

And the behind the scenes thing about the 'leaving forever thread', I was trying to help a n00b. I just got banned so Chris wanted on CP to **** around and he loves the archery game, and he was talking about how nobody posted in his thread. So I told him I'd get him his first 100 post thread, and I did, pretty quickly.

vailpass · 09-09-2011, 10:47 AM

This n00b coddling shit would not be going on if someone hadn't burned down Skip's pot farm.

**SuperChief** · 09-09-2011, 12:30 PM

noob's aint shit but hoes and tricks, etc. etc.

Okie_Apparition · 09-09-2011, 12:31 PM

That's right. Let that head grow so they'll be easier to topple over

**DeezNutz** · 09-09-2011, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by beer me

noonan was awesome. I miss that guy.

Always disappointing when the curtain is pulled back and the douche is revealed...

Steron · 09-09-2011, 01:06 PM

I don't suck.

vailpass · 09-09-2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Steron

I don't suck.

You will.

talastan · 09-09-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Steron

I don't suck.

Not something you get to decide n00b!

**BigRedChief** · 09-09-2011, 05:50 PM

Was this thread Academy approved?

**BigRedChief** · 09-09-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Steron

I don't suck.

**Bowser** · 09-09-2011, 05:57 PM

Smells like three day old panties and shame in here.

**SAUTO** · 09-09-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

I was working in my garage and slipped on some oil. Fell and hit my head on a metal shelf and broke my orbital bone. I was in the hospital for a while and had to have a couple surgeries. I got to wear an eyepatch for a month or so. It was actually kind of badass, I won't lie.

worst I've ever done at the shop was while I was flying across a couple of bays with an impact in my hand and tripped over a dipstick just as someone was pulling a freshly painted car (from the body shop to get the ac charged) and my hand and impact got planted in the middle of that hood.

Luckily I am very good buddies with the owner of the body shop ams it didn't cost me too much...
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slothf · 09-09-2011, 06:13 PM

So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.

Pasta Little Brioni · 09-09-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by slothf

So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.

Can you give us a "HEY YOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!"?

09-08-2011, 08:18 PM
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1663101	*Official "Hey, this n00b almost doesn't suck" Thread* Lately, it seems like good n00bs are few and far between. Every once in a while, though, we a n00b comes around who almost doesn't suck. While the annual King of the N00bs competition highlights the best of the worst each year, it seems like we should recognize n00bs who show potential more frequently. So, feel free to bump this thread from time to time when you notice a n00b who almost doesn't suck. Last edited by DaFace; 09-08-2011 at 08:32 PM..
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09-09-2011, 08:02 AM	#107
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-3337903	And the behind the scenes thing about the 'leaving forever thread', I was trying to help a n00b. I just got banned so Chris wanted on CP to **** around and he loves the archery game, and he was talking about how nobody posted in his thread. So I told him I'd get him his first 100 post thread, and I did, pretty quickly.
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09-09-2011, 10:47 AM	#108
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	This n00b coddling shit would not be going on if someone hadn't burned down Skip's pot farm. __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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09-09-2011, 12:30 PM	#109
SuperChief Damn it feels good. Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $7537978	noob's aint shit but hoes and tricks, etc. etc. __________________
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09-09-2011, 12:31 PM	#110
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	That's right. Let that head grow so they'll be easier to topple over
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09-09-2011, 01:06 PM	#112
Steron Texting Ms. Dobbs Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Casino cash: $9408246	I don't suck.
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09-09-2011, 05:50 PM	#115
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-571038 VARSITY	Was this thread Academy approved? __________________ Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken.
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09-09-2011, 05:57 PM	#117
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-28384	Smells like three day old panties and shame in here.
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09-09-2011, 06:13 PM	#119
slothf Rookie Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Myrtle Beach, SC Casino cash: $10004900	So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.
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