KU Border War? - Page 20

kstater · 11-24-2009, 05:50 AM

Isn't this Border War week?

Where's all the discussion and trash talk?

This still is an important game?

Mr. Plow · 11-25-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Whoever it is did misspell "Colombia."

Definitely Kansas ejucaded.

That's "edumacated".

**Lzen** · 11-25-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

I wouldn't worry too much about Mangino.
I'm sure he has a plan in mind...

Now that pic was funny.

Frazod · 11-25-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

That's "edumacated".

Oh. Sorry.

MIZZOU4LIFE · 11-25-2009, 11:10 AM

Gentlemen, gentlemen... does it really matter WHO I am? Seriously? Isn't it more important that I am perhaps the only one in this thread from Missouri to be willing to stand up and take pride in the long and hard tradition we have here of liking penis thrust into our butts? We all know that we'll rape Kansas on Saturday - even if we DON'T win. Me and a few of the guys have actually been talking about forgoing the new Nike gear in favor of playing in the buff. We figure that if anything goes wrong during the game, it will make "consoling" each other that much easier.

C'mon Tigers! Where's your school spirit? Let's focus on what's really important here in Missouri - man love. Sweaty, stinky, messy man love. GO MIZZOU!!!

Pablo · 11-25-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

Gentlemen, gentlemen... does it really matter WHO I am? Seriously? Isn't it more important that I am perhaps the only one in this thread from Missouri to be willing to stand up and take pride in the long and hard tradition we have here of liking penis thrust into our butts? We all know that we'll rape Kansas on Saturday - even if we DON'T win. Me and a few of the guys have actually been talking about forgoing the new Nike gear in favor of playing in the buff. We figure that if anything goes wrong during the game, it will make "consoling" each other that much easier.

C'mon Tigers! Where's your school spirit? Let's focus on what's really important here in Missouri - man love. Sweaty, stinky, messy man love. GO MIZZOU!!!

I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

kepp · 11-25-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

|Zach| · 11-25-2009, 11:16 AM

Dorks.

Pants · 11-25-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

Why would he care what the people of Columbia chose to do in their free time?

Frazod · 11-25-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I'm PostRockPablo, and I approve of this post.

Is that you in the pictures with Sod?

Pablo · 11-25-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

And who would've guessed that you'd approve of man-love...

Hey, if man love distracts your football team long enough for KU to pull out a win on Saturday, then that's good enough for me.

Pablo · 11-25-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Is that you in the pictures with Sod?

Unfortunately no. I wish I was man enough to bong Franzia, that shit is hardcore.

MIZZOU4LIFE · 11-25-2009, 11:32 AM

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

Pablo · 11-25-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"?

I chuckled.

Frazod · 11-25-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

Unfortunately no. I wish I was man enough to bong Franzia, that shit is hardcore.

Pants · 11-25-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

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11-25-2009, 11:32 AM	#297
MIZZOU4LIFE Rookie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbia, Missouri, Baby! Casino cash: $10004900	I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.
Posts: 9