KU Border War? - Page 21

kstater · 11-24-2009, 05:50 AM

Isn't this Border War week?

Where's all the discussion and trash talk?

This still is an important game?

Sure-Oz · 11-25-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

**gblowfish** · 11-25-2009, 11:59 AM

This guy is obviously an imposter.
Everyone knows all the gays are in the Stephens College Theater Department, not at Mizzou.

CoMoChief · 11-25-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

I wanna know where/who you get your weed from.

CoMoChief · 11-25-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

This guy is obviously an imposter.
Everyone knows all the gays are in the Stephens College Theater Department, not at Mizzou.

this is true.

Reerun_KC · 11-25-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

I am beginning to regret having entered this thread. What I had hoped would inspire other Tigers to come out of the closet has only led to a series of threads, a few of which are from those despicable KU fans, acting as though our love of getting our pee-pees all poopy is something to be laughed at. Just because KU players and fans aren't predominately gay or inbred doesn't make you better than us, you know. We're people too! If you prick us, do we not say, "Oooohhh, a PRICK!!"? We have and we do. Most of us several times a day. Don't you understand that our phrase, "Gayhawk" is a term of endearment here in Missouri. When will this incessant hatred end. We only want you to love us, to do all KINDS of things to us. But alas, it seems it will never be. You have your noses so high in the air that you think there is something wrong with a little bit of man to man interaction, a little Stink Wiggle, a little "Missouri Spirit" as we call it here. So you guys keep going after your 'girls" and your championships and you're Bowls of BCS Oranges, and we'll sit back contentedly, knowing that the love we all have with each other - and with members of our family - runs much deeper.

Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

kepp · 11-25-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

I'm kinda thinking its penz.

Reerun_KC · 11-25-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp

I'm kinda thinking its penz.

Good Point.... Penz is a meth head, he could come up with something that funny in his little brain....

Better enjoy them while we can.. He will meth his life away before long...

MIZZOU4LIFE · 11-25-2009, 01:32 PM

I resent the statement that what I am saying is funny. Simply because I defied the odds and managed to make it through three years here at Mizzou without my grammar growing increasingly less, by no means indicates that I am anything less than serious in my words. As for the statement that this character "Penz" is on meth - while I can't say whether or not he is, I can assure you that I am. Hell, they pass the stuff out like candy in the admissions office for a blowjob a gram. This is MISSOURI, people. We're ALL on meth. Just a short time ago my brother and I were laying in bed (our dad had finished with us and was taking a shower) and we were discussing the upcoming Baylor game, about how we would do to to KU the same thing we were about to do to them, when I suddenly remembered I still had an eightball stuck up my butt. So I pulled it out, asked it where I'd put my stash, then shook it and waited for the mystical floating cube to answer me before putting it back in my Tiger love hole. I don't remember what it said, but I DID just remember I've still got it up there, which is a relief because I was beginning to think I was majorly constipated recently.

Anyway, I never did find my meth, but my brother and I did have a passionate and fulfilling night, giving each other that ol' Missouri Spirit back and forth, and when I was full up of man juice, I walked out onto campus and headed for practice.

Ah, the joys of living in the Show-me.

Frazod · 11-25-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Holy shit!

That was Funny! That has to be Frazod, just has to be!

1. Kiss my ass. nlm

2. It's probably Kotter revisiting his Anton identity.

Missouri Alumnus · 11-26-2009, 05:02 AM

Missouri
.545 career winning percentage
26 bowl appearances
15 conference championships
11 Consensus All-Americans
Ranked #36 all-time in ESPN's Prestidge Rankings

Kansas
.509 career winning percentage
12 bowl appearances
8 conference championships
6 Consensus All-Americans
Tied for #69 all-time in ESPN's Prestidge Rankings

POND_OF_RED · 11-26-2009, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I wanna know where/who you get your weed from.

**007** · 11-26-2009, 04:48 PM

What channel is the game on this year?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 11-26-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

What channel is the game on this year?

The Hunting Channel, and the food chain is in-effect!

**KcMizzou** · 11-26-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

What channel is the game on this year?

ABC

StcChief · 11-26-2009, 05:07 PM

Revenge will be sweet after the D breakdown last year on last play.

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11-25-2009, 01:32 PM	#308
MIZZOU4LIFE Rookie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbia, Missouri, Baby! Casino cash: $10004900	I resent the statement that what I am saying is funny. Simply because I defied the odds and managed to make it through three years here at Mizzou without my grammar growing increasingly less, by no means indicates that I am anything less than serious in my words. As for the statement that this character "Penz" is on meth - while I can't say whether or not he is, I can assure you that I am. Hell, they pass the stuff out like candy in the admissions office for a blowjob a gram. This is MISSOURI, people. We're ALL on meth. Just a short time ago my brother and I were laying in bed (our dad had finished with us and was taking a shower) and we were discussing the upcoming Baylor game, about how we would do to to KU the same thing we were about to do to them, when I suddenly remembered I still had an eightball stuck up my butt. So I pulled it out, asked it where I'd put my stash, then shook it and waited for the mystical floating cube to answer me before putting it back in my Tiger love hole. I don't remember what it said, but I DID just remember I've still got it up there, which is a relief because I was beginning to think I was majorly constipated recently. Anyway, I never did find my meth, but my brother and I did have a passionate and fulfilling night, giving each other that ol' Missouri Spirit back and forth, and when I was full up of man juice, I walked out onto campus and headed for practice. Ah, the joys of living in the Show-me.
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