I finally understand why we all hate Shanahan, and why the Broncos won 2 Super Bowls

Hammock Parties · 12-09-2005, 12:35 PM

When he was in college, he was in an accident and split his kidney.

His heart stopped beating and he had received last rites. Miraculously, he came back to life.

It's obvious Shanahan made a deal with the devil.

**dirk digler** · 12-09-2005, 12:37 PM

That's cold gochiefs even for you.

**Mr. Kotter** · 12-09-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

That's cold gochiefs even for you.

Hell, sounds plausible to me.

Raiderhater · 12-09-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Hell, sounds plausible to me.

Me too.

**Mr. Kotter** · 12-09-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

When he was in college, he was in an accident and split his kidney.

His heart stopped beating and he had received last rites. Miraculously, he came back to life.

It's obvious Shanahan made a deal with the devil.

You know, Stull is reported to be one of the 7 gateways to hell.....and one of the urban myths surrounding Stull, says a son of the Devil is burried there, and that the spirit of the dead son...manifests itself in a believer who visits the cemetary, once every 20 or 30 years....

Didn't Shanahan visit Arrowhead a few times in October in the early 90s? Stull is less than a hour's drive away. And I don't know about you, but his eyes, and those ears.....well, they speak for themselves.

jynni · 12-09-2005, 12:56 PM

What's Kurt Warner's explanation?

Was the deal that he'd marry the harpie in exchange for SB MVP glory?

DomCasual · 12-09-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

When he was in college, he was in an accident and split his kidney.

His heart stopped beating and he had received last rites. Miraculously, he came back to life.

It's obvious Shanahan made a deal with the devil.

And this is a problem...why?

**Mr. Kotter** · 12-09-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jynni

What's Kurt Warner's explanation?

Was the deal that he'd marry the harpie in exchange for SB MVP glory?

Harpie? I don't think so...but she does look strangely like Shanny in drag....

**Mr. Kotter** · 12-09-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

And this is a problem...why?

Nice!!!

We now have proof Denver is evil.....

vailpass · 12-09-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

When he was in college, he was in an accident and split his kidney.

His heart stopped beating and he had received last rites. Miraculously, he came back to life.

It's obvious Shanahan made a deal with the devil.

I'm comfortable with that.

Crush · 12-09-2005, 01:03 PM

Don't worry this will take him out.

King_Chief_Fan · 12-09-2005, 01:07 PM

I thought it was because he is a cheat.
Violating the salary cap

DomCasual · 12-09-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Nice!!!

We now have proof Denver is evil.....

Hey, if he hadn't done it, I would have volunteered.

DomCasual · 12-09-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

I thought it was because he is a cheat.
Violating the salary cap

And in that, you would have shown your ignorance. Unless you want to give me an explanation of how he violated the salary cap.

In fact, I'll give you the same challenge I gave someone over at the OrangeMane. Explain how the salary cap rules were broken, with specifics, and what the net benefit was to the Broncos. Give me a specific dollar amount on how much was cleared under the cap by the indescretion. Throw in the players involved, while you're at it.

I am interested in your insight. Since you threw it out there, I assume you know the circumstances behind your allegations? I'm not looking for a fight, mind you - just a little clarification.

King_Chief_Fan · 12-09-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

And in that, you would have shown your ignorance. Unless you want to give me an explanation of how he violated the salary cap.

In fact, I'll give you the same challenge I gave someone over at the OrangeMane. Explain how the salary cap rules were broken, with specifics, and what the net benefit was to the Broncos. Give me a specific dollar amount on how much was cleared under the cap by the indescretion. Throw in the players involved, while you're at it.

I am interested in your insight. Since you threw it out there, I assume you know the circumstances behind your allegations? I'm not looking for a fight, mind you - just a little clarification.

You can do a little research on the site and find the numerous threads and conversations. If I am not mistaken, didn't the league take some action against the Donk's on this subject?

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