Chiefs GIF'D UP! 2009

Hammock Parties · 07:39 PM

During the preseason Bernard Pollard sucked. I gif'd that fool up. He got cut. The gifs didn't lie!

The Chiefs are going to suck this year. Every week, someone's getting gif'd up. At least one person. Probably a lot more.

We're gonna point out every fraud on this football team!

First up: Branden Albert (moved to post #2 by DaFace)

Zebedee DuBois · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

First up: Branden Albert.

That fool got owned against the Baltimore Ravens. He got owned by Jarret Johnson. He got owned by Trevor Pryce. He gave up two sacks, shown below. He could have given up a lot more had Brodie Croyle not gotten rid of the ball in a timely manner.

Albert get's gif'd up.

In the last one, was he merely 'rented'?

**MahiMike** · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

I think your gif machine is gonna be real busy this year.

**Tribal Warfare** · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

Yep, probably his worst performance as LT

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

His weight loss must have really affected his strength. His initial punch on those plays is terrible.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

Wow. The 4th and 5th ones are particularly telling. I mean, he got ate up in those, but the last two are ****ing terrible. He keeps that shit up and I'm going to call him Damion Albert.

**Rain Man** · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

The good news is that he got beat on inside moves, outside moves, bull rushes, and stunts. If it had just been one of those things, it would've tipped off other teams to a specific weakness.

Hammock Parties · 09-14-2009, 05:11 PM

Tomorrow we gif up the defense. There were a lot more missed tackles than you might think.

FAX · 09-14-2009, 05:25 PM

And people are dissing Croyle over his performance against the Ravens? It's impossible to play quarterback at even a halfway decent level behind this line of inept, slow-footed, crybaby morons. By the time you make your second read, some defensive end is handing you your tonsils. "Sorry Brodie, didn't mean to let that guy rip your clavicle out through your nose." So far this year, we've already lost one QB - an expensive one, too. Unless some miracle happens, I'd say the over/under on dead Chiefs quarterbacks in 2009 is 4. Haley may break Herm's record.

FAX

CoMoChief · 09-14-2009, 05:38 PM

I mentioned this in the other thread. Albert had a horrible game. People were over in that other thread stating how he had a good game. Yeah right!!! We have a major problem if his level of play continues to down that route.

**Buehler445** · 09-14-2009, 05:46 PM

WHAT THE ****?

He looks like shit. Doesn't look fluid at all.

58kcfan89 · 09-14-2009, 06:23 PM

His footwork looks like crap. Hopefully someone gets this crap figured out, because Albert needs to be a good LT for us.

Hootie · 09-14-2009, 06:29 PM

in all seriousness...maybe chan ball and thigpen helped mask how terrible our line really was last year...once Thigpen took over the sacks went WAY down and Albert looked terrific...

maybe he's just not THAT good

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-14-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

in all seriousness...maybe chan ball and thigpen helped mask how terrible our line really was last year...once Thigpen took over the sacks went WAY down and Albert looked terrific...

maybe he's just not THAT good

It's possible...again though, he's lost basically 10% of his body mass and he's being coached up pretty heavily. You can see it with all of the players on the line. Look at Nice Cock. They are all still in the "thinking, not reacting" phase. Once, or if they get past that, you'll see fewer issues here.

RJ · 09-14-2009, 06:49 PM

I've wondered sometimes if we might not have traded a great guard for a mediocre left tackle. I hope that's not the case but we'll probably know by the end of this season.

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CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	I mentioned this in the other thread. Albert had a horrible game. People were over in that other thread stating how he had a good game. Yeah right!!! We have a major problem if his level of play continues to down that route.
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