Chiefs GIF'D UP! 2009 - Page 27

Hammock Parties · 07:39 PM

During the preseason Bernard Pollard sucked. I gif'd that fool up. He got cut. The gifs didn't lie!

The Chiefs are going to suck this year. Every week, someone's getting gif'd up. At least one person. Probably a lot more.

We're gonna point out every fraud on this football team!

First up: Branden Albert (moved to post #2 by DaFace)

booger · 11-08-2009, 02:29 AM

Bruce Matthews

Hammock Parties · 11-08-2009, 02:33 AM

OK, some positive stuff.

Flowers takes LT OUT!

Morgan playing safety the way it's supposed to be played!

Larry gets credit for making Merriman LOOK like he got jacked up...he didn't ACTUALLY jack him up, but we will be NICE this once. Patna.

This is good shit.

This is as close as any Chief got to whipping any ass.

booger · 11-08-2009, 02:34 AM

I hope the same w/ waters.

I hope tommorrow Goff is inactive. He was added w/ a shoulder on thurs. Listed as Q and limited in practice the last two days. Gonna be an interesting inactive list tommorrow. 2 new WR's. Long had a role as a Slot guy and st's guy. Now Chambers will get some plays if not this week next and Wade can slide to the slot. With copper one of the main special teams guys i suppose Bradley is the odd man out and inactive since Engram is gone.

Who knows if he has improved in practice or not but i would like to see Cottam for 1 game at least to see if he can block yet.

booger · 11-08-2009, 02:38 AM

great shed and holding his ground by Dorsey. Dielman is no slouch.

Hammock Parties · 11-08-2009, 02:48 AM

Like I said, that was as close as any Chief got to whipping any ass.

NO ONE whipped any ass against the Chargers.

But Thomas Gafford and Sean Ryan got they asses whipped FO SHO!

ASS WHIPEES OFF THE WEEK: Thomas Gafford and Sean Ryan!

See you bitches NEXT WEEK!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-08-2009, 03:19 AM

Can we please cut Sean Ryan and Mike Goff, just on general ****ing principle. They have to be the two worst players in the NFL starting at their positions.

InChiefsHeaven · 11-08-2009, 09:28 AM

But...but...Sean Ryan has excellent pass catching skills...

CoMoChief · 11-08-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

It's pretty bad. Makes you appreciate guys like Will Shields and the guy who played for the Oilers all those years...I forget his name.

I hope the Chiefs dump Waters before he reaches Goff's level.

Bruce Matthews?

aturnis · 11-08-2009, 11:03 AM

Sean Ryan and Goff are CONSISTENTLY contributing to GIF'D up. The coaches should see these GIF's just so they know, we know, and can't try to pass them off as players next season.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 11-08-2009, 05:06 PM

"Credited for one shoe tackle"

Excellent work as always.

Hammock Parties · 11-14-2009, 07:31 PM

Another poor week for Branden Albert, who is our lead GIFEE once again. Sad.

It should be noted that the rest of the offensive line performed at a higher level. Andy Alleman got owned on this play, however.

milkman · 11-14-2009, 07:42 PM

This thread sucks ass.

It has far too many gifs for my itty bitty computer to handle.

**BossChief** · 11-14-2009, 07:48 PM

What is the deal with Albert?

Hammock Parties · 11-14-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

What is the deal with Albert?

I don't know...but he's still missing assignments and still just getting blown past after initial contact with defenders.

He has eight games to show us something or the Chiefs will have to seriously considering picking Okung.

**BossChief** · 11-14-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I don't know...but he's still missing assignments and still just getting blown past after initial contact with defenders.

He has eight games to show us something or the Chiefs will have to seriously considering picking Okung.

I would cry louder than Dane if we drafted Suh.

Thats like taking John Tait when Reggie White is out there.

09-14-2009, 05:07 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	GIF'D UP! 2009 During the preseason Bernard Pollard sucked. I gif'd that fool up. He got cut. The gifs didn't lie! The Chiefs are going to suck this year. Every week, someone's getting gif'd up. At least one person. Probably a lot more. We're gonna point out every fraud on this football team! First up: Branden Albert (moved to post #2 by DaFace) Last edited by DaFace; 11-14-2009 at 07:39 PM..
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11-08-2009, 02:33 AM	#392
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	OK, some positive stuff. Flowers takes LT OUT! Morgan playing safety the way it's supposed to be played! Larry gets credit for making Merriman LOOK like he got jacked up...he didn't ACTUALLY jack him up, but we will be NICE this once. Patna. This is good shit. This is as close as any Chief got to whipping any ass. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-08-2009, 02:34 AM	#393
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2241450	I hope the same w/ waters. I hope tommorrow Goff is inactive. He was added w/ a shoulder on thurs. Listed as Q and limited in practice the last two days. Gonna be an interesting inactive list tommorrow. 2 new WR's. Long had a role as a Slot guy and st's guy. Now Chambers will get some plays if not this week next and Wade can slide to the slot. With copper one of the main special teams guys i suppose Bradley is the odd man out and inactive since Engram is gone. Who knows if he has improved in practice or not but i would like to see Cottam for 1 game at least to see if he can block yet. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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11-08-2009, 02:38 AM	#394
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2241450	great shed and holding his ground by Dorsey. Dielman is no slouch. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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11-08-2009, 02:48 AM	#395
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	Like I said, that was as close as any Chief got to whipping any ass. NO ONE whipped any ass against the Chargers. But Thomas Gafford and Sean Ryan got they asses whipped FO SHO! ASS WHIPEES OFF THE WEEK: Thomas Gafford and Sean Ryan! See you bitches NEXT WEEK! __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-14-2009, 07:31 PM	#401
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	Another poor week for Branden Albert, who is our lead GIFEE once again. Sad. It should be noted that the rest of the offensive line performed at a higher level. Andy Alleman got owned on this play, however. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-14-2009, 07:42 PM	#402
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